A Billion Bucks

If today i got Blessed with a billion bucks I'd do this for people I care about:

Ms. Tres: Buy her her own house and let them kids live in the other one
Oh and get the new baby a spiffy, expensive wardrobe. Monogramed.

Zero Girl: Have her hubby watch the kids for a week, and send her and her
friends on a tour of every damn band they ever loved. Clean friends
though. Get her a new wardrobe as well for her new svelte figure.

Davey: Have his mom watch Sian and get him a ticket to go back to England
and all the loot he'd need to do whatever he wanted with Uncle
Bluegrass. Oh and open an art gallery to show his work. For lovely
Sian every doll made. Every dress and frilly thing a girl could want.
Plus some rough and tumble stuff as well cause she can kick
any boys butt. For our Hampster a new wheel.

Herman: Hand him money and trust him with it to buy all good stuff. Healthy
stuff. Then get him to write a book cause I like how he writes.

Danie Girl: An all expense paid ticket to Vegas to shop in them high end
stores, and buy fab shoes with rhinestones.

Serene: A month stay at an expensive hotel. Have her get massages, and
like those Indian cleansing rituals. Get her full of vitamins.
Get her off that crap and for good. Feel better serene.

Bunny Rocker: A big house with no neighbors. All new everything for the baby.
The best treatement for her man. And a tiara with real
diamonds in it.

Believer: I'd make a position for her in a high ranking company. Heck, I'd
make her CEO. Have her boyfriend over and done wit detox and
a new house for them all as well. Kids get everything new. Oh
and something nice for her mom as well.

emz: Sweet emz I'd get her a funky wardrobe out of this world. And
a modeling contract. And a villa in Spain.

Amity: Now here's what my loot will get Amity. A house that's a home.
A pool boy and a gardner. A fridge full of soda for the kids.
All new lingerie and nobody will ever steal another bra from
her again in transitional housing. Therapy for peace of mind.

Jack: A new guitar. I'd go into his work and say "He quits booyah"
A summer house. All new everything for his love. A motor
cycle for his son. And a recording contract that signs Jack,
pronto. Oh and a tattoo says "Jack Of Heartz" with a design
he makes himself.

Diff: A huge Victorian house. All whimsical furnishings. A motor
cross bike for all three of the family. Baby gets all cool a*s
wardrobe I will purchase same place I get Tres's grandson.

TinMan: One setee without puke and snot on it. A house for him and
his son. Every electronic game that kid could want.
***Something money can't buy. Having him know what it is
he would enjoy. Something he loves to do.***

Robbie: His own interior design business. Will come in handy for all
these houses I'm buying. For Charly a very exclusive
education at the finest school Royal go to, and lots of
electronic games. Plus I'd pay off Robbies 9th floor cause
I believe he loves his place and his view. Oh and every vinyl,
CD, and radio station he can own.

GYAC: Last but by far not the least. He's our rock. Never let's us see
him down. I'd get him a Penthouse in Washington. A fine
sports car. Ample parking wherever he goes. A bajillion
years worth of free hair care. Oh and that super rich lotion
soaps and stuff in a huge basket delivered weekly.

What we all have we been Blessed. What we most need I know money can't get it for us. Just you are all a bunch ofpeople I only know from some board, but have been a saving grace to me. Before my billions I'd give ya my heart, time and empathy. I'm a weirdo I know. Just was thinking bout this. In fact Zero Girl made me think of this. After all at one time we were not addicts, right? We had things we enjoyed. Took delight in. We are people dang it.

If I left out anyone it's cause I got sometimers. I however do miss that Shirley terapin. That turtle of a country woman. I'd get her a bridge to cross her creek.

Oh and for all my dear, dear friends, loved ones over on our loved ones board. A list I will have I got in my head. Ultimately though they just want their dear ones to be free of all this mess. This heartache, and sorrow.

Don't use today nobody. We know how it goes. Don't hate you today. Ahem, Amity. I know cause I hate me too, girl. Just fight it even to prove them all wrong, people's.

A very solemn yet thankful freaky bryn.
Nix my Zero Girl list..........chick just came back from a beautiful vacation.....I never knew something so nice existed..

Glad it was awesome, Zero Girl........that looked so fun.
you gotta be the most thoughtful person alive. With imagnery million dollars your figuring out ways to make everyone elses life better. Your kindness and thoughtful-ness always amazes me. You are a unique person for sure. I think i'ld be a selfish chit with a millon dollars probley why i don't got no money I would horde it spent it on myself "sad" i know.
Nice one Bryn..but i gotta tell ya Max the hampster has gone to a better place...the pearly gates of hampster heaven....Sian gave him a proper burial...just to make sure.Weve got a dog now so im walked off my feet...but thanks for giving me some of the $$$$$.......Davey
see--thats what im talkin about--you are so thoughtful--thank you for the "home" and the bras LOL you have a tremndouse memory-but i have a request--could i hve a few thousand to ga back to school--thanks (smile) what would you do for yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryn, how about taking some of that moola, and throwing a huge party so we all could meet you and give you a big hug of thanks for all the good and wise words, as well as the laughs, you have let us be part of.

Oh, yeah, we could alll call it the "pathos party"

love, rita
Whatya gonna get for you Bryn?!

And thanks for the job...jeez I'd hate to have that much responsibility!!! I'm actually a teacher...but I'm thinking of retraining as a counsellor...

:o)
The 1st thing I noticed is that you left out yourself. That's pretty selfless for an ol ex addict.

Your the best- I would expect you over my summer home any time you need to get away from Philly.
Id write a song to play on that new guitar especially for Bryn.
-Now how are you going to go about making this happen- - I hear the 1st billion is the hardest, after that its gravy.

lotsoflove
jack
would it b ok if i bought a studio 2 make music ? i was just sayin 2 someone tother day that the way YOU write is cool . some slang that i never heard of , thoughts trailin off in all directions..l.o.l. cracks me up . can't help but read it with a smile on my goatie bearded face . it would also b great 2 meet up with EVERYONE just 2 put faces and characters 2 the messages .i know we can post photos but aint the same. don't worry though , just an idea..love ya , john..................................................believer , wot sort of teacher r u ? do u teach kids or adults and is it really stressful ?
awww bryn your just so so kind sending you a big X
That was a lovely post Bryn. You must know I'd be at home in a big old rambling house. But I'm one of those people who can't make up their mind if I'm a quaint little country cottage with thatched roof and inglenook fireplace or a Georgian mansion kind of girl. I guess it's all about ceilings. Do ya like to climb a 15 foot ladder to change ya bulbs or do ya like to stoop your head to avoid the beams. The jury is still out on that one...

And the new wardrobe for the rug rat. The rate she's growing she's gone through 3 complete wardrobes as it is, and she's only 14 weeks old. She's a big girl. About 16lbs now. And she spreads happiness wherever she goes.

And Bryn, you know how I see you and Ms Tres? Thelma and Louise! I'd buy you a great big caddy, and you could go on an adventure, with your good buddy as chaperone!

Me, I don't rate money too highly. Money can buy you a lot of stuff, but when my baby girl gives me her cheeky morning smile, or starts singing at 4 am, or blows me a big spit bubble, I know I've hit the jackpot. Big Time! I don't need anything else. She's turning into a right festival kid. First the TT, which she so took in her stride, and I'm taking her to the Wickerman fest in Scotland at the end of the month. And we're gonna be camping in style, in a big old campervan, absolutely festooned in Welsh dragons, and we're gonna be flying the flag for Wales! Great, get to see all the bands, but sleep in a nice comfy warm bed, and have bacon and eggs for breakfast. That's the way to do it!

You made my night Bryn. Have a happy one...

love

Diff xxx
You did TT? Cool! You ride?
Oh yeah, yeah Herman ya can get whatever ya want......in fact with your studio you, Jack and davey could do your thing.......although I got a feeling Diff, Zero Girl and Tres would want on vocals........Yo, Herman my rambling thoughts turned to words that's PATHOS so Rita says........and I like it......maybe the band could be called PATHOS!

Diff, Sister that Big Daddy Caddy would come in right handy as my girl.....her car broke down.......it's right up the block from me..........and I didn't even notice it.........and her daughter is due........I say then how the he*l ya getting to the hospital? Typical her she just starts talking about Morrisey to me and how he cancelled his concert on her........she got the best way to distract herself.

Jack, I got my hand in the wooder ice biz........yeah, and Rita she says down in the South they got "Eye-Talian Ice" not the same......I say well then they need me and a few pints........some dollar store cups.........and I charge them peeps from Tom Pettyville two bucks a pop......got my bajillion......and thanks Jack a tune would be lovely........name it "I beeped at you and I am twenty and you look cute in your baseball cap on the Avenue and then I pass ya and say OH MY GOD LADY SORRY".............yeah, this is what is happening to me while I'm walking.........I got these kids younger than my nephews Yo, Yoing my hinney and some even stop and I go "Look I'm older than your mother punk"
And they LIKE IT............hahahahaha.......guess they need a spanking.....so if ya can think up some proper lyrics........that'd be just fine.....fresh boys.

Back at ya all..........honestly seems like we are all some caring people here.....and like Herman said in person..........that'd be hillarity.........and cool Maddy is a teacher and so is Mom and More..........I think I'd get me a spa.
I want one like in Montana where ya go out under the big sky in the winter in them steaming things like baths.......massage, shiatsu, reflexology, personal trainer, meditation.........like Oprah got.........now that i could live with.

Time to make the water ice.........flavor cherry red.......I love how people here they say for Kool Aid what kind ya want they say RED.....not cherry......oh yeah I'd pay to have my dang block cleaned the heck up.......I can only pick up so many bottles, cans, ciggie butts, and discarded dirty diapers by my house.

OR yeah I'm moving to Montana and summering at jack's place.....heck with Philly.
Hi there Believer, yeh, I'm a quick chick alright. Love my bikes, rode the circuit on Mad Sunday last year, on a big old CBR 1000. My little sprog, she was conceived at last years TT, so I had to take her back to meet all my Manx friends. Bikes, they've changed though. Real motorcycles are a bit thin on the ground these days. It's all plastic fantastics. Me, I like a bike with heart and soul. Something you can really put your own personal stamp on. Still like 'em quick though! Most of my bikes have been heavily "modified". My last big project, I stuck a bored out GSX 1260cc with full stage 3 racing kit, into a 1978 GS1000 frame, monoshocked the rear end and put upsidedowny forks on the front, changed the sofa (sorry, I meant seat) for something a little less overstuffed, put straight bars, twin headlamps on, and a very loud exhaust and mirror polished the engine casings. And she went like s*** off a shovel. Caused more structural damage than concorde.

So yeah, I ride, and love it!

love

Diff xxx
Yeah I'm probably guilty of being a plastic fanatic! Had an FZR600 til I sold it couple of years ago. Wish I hadn't, I let it go way too cheap. Real nutters bike, no posh expensive "dashboard", just the bare essentials! I miss riding...miss the speed and thrill of throwing through the twisties. Ah well...

Ride safe!

Maddy x x x
I've had a few plastic fantastic myself. I used to have a GPZ900r, the original ninja. It was old but it still did 0-60 faster than an R1. After 60 the R1 was like a little speck in the distance, and I was eating dust though! I had an NC30, and that was a cool bike, the little vfr400 miniature rc45, with the single swinging arm. I did like that bike. Had a lot of fun on that bike. It was Ride magazines bike of the year, the year the first blade came out, and it really held it's own. Only had a top speed of around 130mph, but it was quicker on the brakes than a blade. And how often do you go over 130 anyway? My old GSXR, that was a monster of a bike. Never found out how quick it was, coz the GSX speedo is only calibrated to 140. I used to get the needle over to the P on the mph at the bottom of the speedo. Was speed gunned at 172mph on the track in France. Helluva bike...

catch ya later, my baby is getting bored of watching mammy on the pc...

love

diff xxx
..Bless ya good and caring heart bryn..much love to ya..Robbie..
Bryn, I think you should get the Git, Darin, some AVENO...the swine loves that stuff.