LIVING WILL....
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:
"Just to let you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependant
on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug".
His wife gets up and unplugs the tv
he-he, cute.
LMAO LOVE IT!!!!
Sexual Harrassment
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a lady standing at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair
smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her
complaint to a supervisor in the Human Remains department and asks to
file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The HR supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening
about a fellow employee telling you your hair smells nice?"....
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
