Ahem..denae.....

I just know that sometime today your going to escape, and when you do I want you to know that this hasn't been easy on me either. LMFAOOOO

Ancient chinese secret...palm wide open. Learn it, live it. LOL

Michelle
DeNae,

Remember what Michelle said. Catch her on the backswing, too.
Back swing upside the head darlin. Then breathe. xxxooo
<sniff>
DeNae,

I found this for you on the Web. It's called the Mother-in-law chair.

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LMAO

Have a seat mom!
I especially like the shag carpet.
yes, and the Institution grey paint really pulls the room together.
Omg.

I'm on my way, DeNae.
Don't use the chair, don't use the chair.

LMAO girls!

We spent all day at the river. (and I didn't drown her) LOL, I'm sorry I missed you this afternoon, Michelle.

I need one of those chairs, Gina!

Hey Kat and Lisa!

I'm dragging my tired a** to bed. Have a good one, girls.

Pray for me. LOL, (seriously)

DeNae

sorry denae,

i'd be going to bed early too. lol
Use the chair... Use the chair...

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goodnight gina.
i've been missing you. Hope all's well.

I'm so tired. Got home late from a very sober TOOL concert...3:30 to be exact, then got up and off to work!
Good day though.

Love ya'll
Stac

LOL Stac

After a full eight hours sleep, I woke up hopeful. T-48 hours.
Morning DeNae! I was going to suggest something to do with your MIL today, but decided that poisoning was the act of a coward. LOL

Hey Stacey, I've been missing you, too. Have you been busy? You haven't been posting much recently. I've been tardy with all my emails lately but I'll write you a long one soon and we can catch up. I'm glad you had a good time at the concert last night. Kiss to Caylin from me.

Love,
Gina

LMAO Gina

Yeah, that's a negative on the poison. What about camel fleas in her undies?
DeNae- Screw the snake chair. Offer her this one

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Then, I'll have my friends come over to visit her. I would watch the one on the right, if I were her. He's kind of crazy.

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LMAO Danny, is that Old Sparky?
DeNae, Fleas in her undies are good -- if you want to be having to do with your MIL's undergarments, that is.

Internal parasites are fun, too.

I'm off.

Have a good one. Try not to hurt anyone permanently.

Love,
Gina
Good luck today Gina!

Morning DeNae!