A newcomer climbed up to the top of a mountain with the idea that if he could get close enough to the heavens, he could talk with his Higher Power. Scanning the sky, he called out, "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
To his surprise, a booming voice answered, "A minute."
The astonished newcomer bravely continued, "What does a million dollars mean to you?"
God answered, "A penny."
Now confident, the newcomer asked, "May I have a penny?"
After a short pause, God replied, "In a minute."
Hi Lox.
I read somewhere.
A day without laughter is lost.
So thanks for the laugh.
God Bless...
I read somewhere.
A day without laughter is lost.
So thanks for the laugh.
God Bless...
