Bulletin: Ex Wife Unhurt In Air Crash

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lol that is too f****** funny!! I was expecting something really serious! How are you , by the way?
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
-- Lewis Grizzard


Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."

Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."


First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


And my personal favorite:

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

A. Shoot him again.


Hang in there, Danny.
Love it! Love it!!

Thanks for the laughs, Bullwinkle & Gina!
Danny you always had a way of making me giggle....THANK YOU...
THAT WAS A GREAT ONE!!!LOL
that was a GOOD ONE!!!

Carol
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Danny, you have edits coming. Let me know if they don't arrive in the next half hour or so and I'll send them through my other account. Hotmail is screwed up this weekend for some reason.
This thread is so like you, Danny, lol.
Gina, do we get a cake like that now? It looks pretty good, lol.
xxxooooo
Luv the cake - wish i could get a poster like that

Harry

Classic Thread
I wonder how many people on this board have been divorced (and how many times)?

I know! I'll start a poll. LOL
Twice - Fortunately.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. -
************************************************************ Hey Danny
Yanks& Cubs >looking like its going to be a long year for both

all the best
jack