Christmas Bloopers

Here's mine,

I just bought a set of Christmas cards. Oh, the snowflakes on the front got me. Got them home, opened them up and there all in Spanish. Now, I don't have any Spanish speaking relatives but... there's a part of me that wants to go ahead and send them out. I mean what will people think. he he

Yes, I am blond.
Lovebird
My friend bought a Ernie (from Bert and Ernie fame) that only spoke spanish. His 3 year old realized this on Xmas morning.

Regards,
Tom
Tccme,

Oh my, a little late huh?

lovebird
Lovebird,

My husband and me are "debating" on how to handle the christmas card thing too.
My husband only has two family members to send cards too, me on the other hand
i have got way to many to mention.LOL So this is his answer to the problem.
Send one card, w/ everyones name on it and tell em to pass it to the next person.LOL
I actually have thought about doing this just for the fun of it, then send the real cards later.And this thought scares me.It means i've become more deranged over the yrs we've been togather.

Anyway, send em out, your family may get a kick out of it.Happy holidays.
DJ
I think you should send them, Lovebird. With all the stress surrounding Christmas, it might bring a few laughs.
Love, Kat
Impy,

Yes, send it out. Kind of like a chain letter type thing. Yes, I have gotten pretty damaged myself over the years.

Lovebird
Lovebird,

I'd teel everyone that you're bi-lingual and thought you'd teach them a simple phrase. People will think you're a smart blonde! Of course you'd have to figure out what they say! My son is in his 3rd year of Spanish, maybe he could help.

I can hear the Merry Christmas song in spanish song, but can't figure out how to spell it so I'll just say Merry Christmas!

Beck
Living w/ someone that has a weird sence of humor for a while really starts breakin you down too.LOL
This story has nothing to do w/ x-mas but just so you understand how much of a jokster he is, i'll tell it anyway.
When i was expecting our second child we choose not to find out the sex.Much to the dismay of all the family.But my husband couldn't resist teasing them.One day he'd say boy, the next girl.Well my family had to drive four hrs to be w/ us when i went into labor.My husband had found this lil outfit.It was yellow w/ a blue face w/ a tounge stickin out.It had hat and booties to match.So really you wouldn't know the sex.Yellow is a color for either sex.Anyway my husband dressed the baby in this then took him out and said "see, told ya it was a baby" And then he sent the pics to my other family members just to tourcher them.For a while they wasn't sure that it was a boy.So my aunt said she wanted to change his daiper just to make sure.LOL
He's always coming up w/ something.
DJ
Lol Dj!!!
Intoodeep,

Yes, I will try to be a smart blond. he he- tell them I am bi-linguel.

Impy,

Great story! what a jockster that husband of yours is.

I have another one.
One year, my best friend at work was out sick for the day so I thought I would decorate her office for Christmas. I found about 50 little miniture Christmas type ornaments in one of the office's supply area. I arranged all these little ornaments all in front of her computer, along the top of her cubicle, on her desk. Every square inch I could fit them. It was just over the top. Well, she came back and what could she say. I had spent so much time on this beautiful creation. (deep inside she knew how I was) She went along with it and left all these ornaments up till after Christmas. What a sport.

Oh yeah, and the year I was a single mom and had a condo with a real high ceiling. I went out to buy a big, tall tree to fit the height. I saw my dad on the way home (hadn't seen him in a few years) well he wanted to help me get it set up. He came over kept sawing the tree to get it strait. By the time he was done my big, tall tree was down to the size about 4 feet. What could I say. He was only trying to help.

Merry Christmas All
Lovebird
DJ"S back Yippeee!

I am revising my Christmas card list this year. I fiqure the ones who I send cards to, that never send one back will be getting a sheet of paper ripped out of a spiral notebook, folded in half, with Merry Christmas scribbled in crayon on it. That ought to send a message..LOL

Bloppers, my lifes a blopper...LOL

Kat..I don't know if you saw but I posted to you on the mods thread. I loved your word "rukus's"...LOL
Merry Christmas Lovebird
Merry Christmas Gidget,

Do you have any bloopers?

Lovebird
Bloopers, well i need to think on this one a bit. Hmmmmmm...

Well, i don't guess it was a blooper but it almost became a brawl... I flew out to San Antonio and my daughter was very young at the time and we collected all of the Holiday Barbi's. Well, this particular year, you couldn't find the damn Barbi for chit, but low and behold, I found one in San Antonio. It was at a famous toy store and it was not on the shelf, it was put up in the back for an employee or God only knows who. Anyhow, the clerk said, "screw it" and gave me the doll. All was great, I had the doll, so on the flight home she wouldn't fit under the seat and the flight attendant said, "mam, we are going to have to put that doll in with the cargo under the plane".......NOT, that doll was not leaving my site. I had been all across the damn US looking for her and I wasn't letting her out of my site, so me and the nice little flight attendant got into a pleasant conversation. I wished her Merry Christmas in more languages than one. lmfao... Needless to say, my spouse wanted to go invisible but the damn doll got her own plane seat for the ride back home, seat belt and all. Oh, and I didn't have to pay for he plane fare either...Now, I have the whole collection of Holiday Barbi's, never been opened dating back to 1988.. Maybe I'll sell them on ebay and pay for some of my daughters college tuition.
Oh My Gosh Gidget,

To funny!

My daughter was born in 1988 and my mother bought my daughter her first holiday Barbie that year. And, she has been buying them ever since. All unopened!

Lovebird