Hey Guys,
I'm not trying to start any BS here. Just trying to get everyone "together" and start over - you know, forgive and forget - Cowgirl, I'm just letting you know because I made the post under yours "Hey Guys" so please read it. I mean no harm - just trying to make peace with everyone.
I think its a good time of the year to do this too:o) How about it??
Again, Cowgirl, I am so relieved for you that your Dad is doing better. Take care.
Love,
Marie
Can one of you guys talk to Tainted Tears - she has a post under Browndogs - I have to go. TTYL
Hi Marie..
all of this is so stupid.
I sent you and email.
Kerry
all of this is so stupid.
I sent you and email.
Kerry
Kerry
You shouldnt have bothered sending an email that you lied in aand said you were sleeping and then yelled saying, word for word - that I CAN BE A B**CH TOO. I dont think I've ever been a **tch to you and you said that you werent even awake when I posted when I woke up to read your post about your meeting last night.
Sorry I tried to make peace. I obviously am disliked by you for some reason - so I will let it go at that. Youre right it is stupid.
You shouldnt have bothered sending an email that you lied in aand said you were sleeping and then yelled saying, word for word - that I CAN BE A B**CH TOO. I dont think I've ever been a **tch to you and you said that you werent even awake when I posted when I woke up to read your post about your meeting last night.
Sorry I tried to make peace. I obviously am disliked by you for some reason - so I will let it go at that. Youre right it is stupid.
Marie, I just woke up...your email wasn't all that nice. I responed. If you feel neglected by me here on teh boards, well, you have my intentions all wrong. I have never had anything against you...
uuuhhhh.....heellloooo????
ARE WE ON PLANET MARS??
NOW I KNOW WHY I ISOLATE...
PEOPLE ARE JUST DAMN SCARY....no, marie..that wasn't personal. I call bob for being an a**, and now the attacks just keep coming...
You don't even know my intentions.
uuuhhhh.....heellloooo????
ARE WE ON PLANET MARS??
NOW I KNOW WHY I ISOLATE...
PEOPLE ARE JUST DAMN SCARY....no, marie..that wasn't personal. I call bob for being an a**, and now the attacks just keep coming...
You don't even know my intentions.
Kerry -
Nevermind - I was referring to a message that I posted under your thread (Meeting Topic) at 6:00 a.m. my time EST. Dont bother to go to read it - I had the moderators remove it.
No - I'm not from Mars either. And by no means have I ever attacked you.
Nevermind - I was referring to a message that I posted under your thread (Meeting Topic) at 6:00 a.m. my time EST. Dont bother to go to read it - I had the moderators remove it.
No - I'm not from Mars either. And by no means have I ever attacked you.
Im not quite sure why I'm included on this thread. What's the deal here? Love, Kat
Kat,
Nevermind, Kat my email is purplemarie062@yahoo.com
Nevermind, Kat my email is purplemarie062@yahoo.com
Hey Marie, I sent two emails to you at that address and they both came back. They said "service unavailable". What's up with that? Love, Kat
Hi Kat, just pulling the arrows out over here,
but how is your day?
Kerry
but how is your day?
Kerry
I dont know Kat - I just received an email so its working did you send it to
purplerain062@yahoo.com
Try again, sorry, I dont know what the problem is????
Love,
Marie
purplerain062@yahoo.com
Try again, sorry, I dont know what the problem is????
Love,
Marie
Let's all forget it and make up. If you make me post a joke, you will REGRET it..
Hey Danny -
Always the "peacemaker":o) - your so sweet. Poor guy, I think you have enough problems, now that you;ve told your story LOL - sorry - really not funny:o( Dont worry, no more war stories over here:o) . I'm done.
Love,
Marie
Always the "peacemaker":o) - your so sweet. Poor guy, I think you have enough problems, now that you;ve told your story LOL - sorry - really not funny:o( Dont worry, no more war stories over here:o) . I'm done.
Love,
Marie
Pulling the arrows out? okay lol. I'm not sure why all the uproar here. I hope it all just goes away. Sounds like alot of misunderstandings. Can't figure out why anyone would fuss when we're all so darned cool, lol. Marie I sent it to purplemarie@yahoo.com, I have no clue why they came back. I sure do hate see my friends wounded by this board. I wish it wouldn't happen anymore to anybody. I know what it feels like though, it happened to me once quite awhile back. It really sucked, and that's why I try my best not to hurt anyone's feelings or alienate anybody. Well, I have to get off for awhile now. See you guys later. Love, Kat
Kat - its purplerain not purple MARIE LOL you nut~!!
Love,
Marie
P.S. OK - I'm the nut - I wrote purple marie - I'll be OK - I promise LOL
Love,
Marie
P.S. OK - I'm the nut - I wrote purple marie - I'll be OK - I promise LOL
Ok, you guys MADE me do it....
The letter to the bank below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank.
The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New
York Times.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to
pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have
elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of
the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly
deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am
confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, prerecorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and
confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be
shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service.
As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the
playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:
1 To make an appointment to see me.
2. To query a missing payment.
3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer
is required. That password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.
8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
9. To make a general complaint or inquiry.
The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client,
Lydia B. Hodgson
Danny" why did I think of this first? I hate my bank" OB343
The letter to the bank below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank.
The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New
York Times.
Dear Sir:
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to
pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have
elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of
the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly
deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am
confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, prerecorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.
From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and
confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be
shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service.
As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the
playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:
1 To make an appointment to see me.
2. To query a missing payment.
3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer
is required. That password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.
8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
9. To make a general complaint or inquiry.
The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.
May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?
Your Humble Client,
Lydia B. Hodgson
Danny" why did I think of this first? I hate my bank" OB343
OMG DANNY-
Youre right - I do regret it :o) LOL - youre too much.
Love,
Marie
Youre right - I do regret it :o) LOL - youre too much.
Love,
Marie
Hey- I'm seriously think of sending that letter to my bank. I suspect however, they have already received it a 1000 times....banks used to be so friendly and helpful..now they just to nickle and dime you to death..
Marie,
Please email me. I hate that anyone hurt your feelings.
love,
Please email me. I hate that anyone hurt your feelings.
love,
