Gee, Ya Think?

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This is a No-Kidding: The cops in this town wanted to do a demonstration for their rookie class on alcohol and reflexes--you know the one where they give so many drinks over time and measure reaction and response? I decided not to volunteer--was doubtful that they'd have enough--or that they'd 'judge' me.

I edited the post to take out all the stuff that was fun. :(