A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat
down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a
robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked,
"Sir, what will you have".
The man thought a moment then replied , "A martini
please".
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best
martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ" .
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest
medical break- throughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but
thought he would try a different tact. He returned
and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked
what he would have. "A martini please".
Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is
your IQ sir" .
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
The robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest
basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to
do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. He left,
returned and took a stool. Again a martini, and the
question, "What is your IQ"
This time the man drawled out, "Uh... about 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly
asked...
A-r-e......... y-o-u-r......... p-e-o-p-l-e..........
g-o-i-n-g...........t-o........
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e..........
H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????
Enjoy your day
Jeff
goos jeffery...............
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Goos everyone.First & foremost I must say Im sorry(once again)for not being around.As most know I volenteer on Tuesdays,but this week my boss is sick & I was the one she wanted to be in charge on the morning shifts.
I also have to do tomarrow to.Im kinda hoping that Ill get alittle cash out of thes because Mikey thinks Im just a dork for doing it for free.Its days like today though I must agree there were so many cat fights that even I was like OMGOODNESS.
If it means anything I do miss being here with you guys,but you all know how much I love those kittys so I know you understand.
I have a bunch of emails to answer so Ill be here for a bit.
Love molly
I also have to do tomarrow to.Im kinda hoping that Ill get alittle cash out of thes because Mikey thinks Im just a dork for doing it for free.Its days like today though I must agree there were so many cat fights that even I was like OMGOODNESS.
If it means anything I do miss being here with you guys,but you all know how much I love those kittys so I know you understand.
I have a bunch of emails to answer so Ill be here for a bit.
Love molly
Danny keep that smile dude cause I think your bears may find out there dream of the return to the game? All the money is going on the saints.
If the saints do not turn the ball over and play a decent game you will not be smiling.
JMHO--
Bears are an average team at best.
Jeff
If the saints do not turn the ball over and play a decent game you will not be smiling.
JMHO--
Bears are an average team at best.
Jeff
Ah, Jeff....Your honest opinion sucks....
Go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking of you Danny and remember, no matter what, Lovie has an aura around him that just wins.....
Go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking of you Danny and remember, no matter what, Lovie has an aura around him that just wins.....
Bet with your head not your heart.
I already did.....You gotta admit Jeff, even though there have been some ugly wins, those Bears somehow find a way to win in spite of Grossman....LOL....
So, how about on the AFC side....you taking the Pats or the Colts? I just bet your thinking the Pats are going to win, huh??
So, how about on the AFC side....you taking the Pats or the Colts? I just bet your thinking the Pats are going to win, huh??
Jeff- As long as Sexy Rexy doesn't decide to play catch with the Saints, the Bears will win.
How do you bet against the Pats? There like 15-2 with Brady. And sadly for the elder Manning? Until he shows me he can win the big one? The big one is the Championship game. Lots of pressure on this guy.
Kinda like Elway had on his shoulders. I am laying off the game as I think the money line betting the saints to win f-the points is the logical bet.
You run the ball and play smart you win. The Saints are the way to go win or lose.
I love the NFL and the playoffs this year has been awesome. In fact the season was really exciting.
I have the NFL network--watched the pats and saints as they replay the games and love the saints.
I have had a really good year despite the Giants team that clearly would have competed for the NFC championship but hte injuries killed the team.
Its been rewarding
Enjoy the games.
Jeff
Kinda like Elway had on his shoulders. I am laying off the game as I think the money line betting the saints to win f-the points is the logical bet.
You run the ball and play smart you win. The Saints are the way to go win or lose.
I love the NFL and the playoffs this year has been awesome. In fact the season was really exciting.
I have the NFL network--watched the pats and saints as they replay the games and love the saints.
I have had a really good year despite the Giants team that clearly would have competed for the NFC championship but hte injuries killed the team.
Its been rewarding
Enjoy the games.
Jeff
I just knew you would take the Pats....It's Peyton's year, baby....Go Colts!!!!!!!!
Watch out, Jeff...it'll be another exciting weekend of football...last weekend was great!
Danny....Doesn't matter if the Bears win or lose, this season was a huge success and it is so nice to be able to taunt people again...<eg>
Watch out, Jeff...it'll be another exciting weekend of football...last weekend was great!
Danny....Doesn't matter if the Bears win or lose, this season was a huge success and it is so nice to be able to taunt people again...<eg>
Danny if you have the NFL network the game is on now--24-21 8 minutes to go--
They just called back the punt return. Its cool listening to the players and watching the game play after play--you learn a lot if you know what to look for.
Jeff
They just called back the punt return. Its cool listening to the players and watching the game play after play--you learn a lot if you know what to look for.
Jeff
Peyton is a great Q.B and there at home and there Dee has been playing better than usual. But I have a feeling the Pats will figure out a way to win.
How can you bet against them?
Danny 4 minutes to go the kick is good --24-24 --NFL network is an awesome channel if your a degenerate NFL Lover like me.
They cover the training camps? Awesome stuff man
How can you bet against them?
Danny 4 minutes to go the kick is good --24-24 --NFL network is an awesome channel if your a degenerate NFL Lover like me.
They cover the training camps? Awesome stuff man
Jeff- Wish I had it but I don't. I'm getting ready for the Cubbies too..pitchers to spring training next month!!!!!!
I do have to say,,the City is extremely nervous about Sunday..they better win and Rex will end up in the lake.
I do have to say,,the City is extremely nervous about Sunday..they better win and Rex will end up in the lake.
