Hi everybody! I wanted to take a minute to say a big, fat, full of love, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! to my best friend and sister, Sharon.
I hope today is a wonderful day for you!!! I hope you get everything you could ever want or dream of. I know I sure got everything I could ever want. God looked down kindly upon me and blessed me big time with the most awesome friend in the whole world. I know you couldn't get everything you deserve, your home isn't big enough for all the amazing things that would be bestowed upon you. Well he did already bless you with a beautiful family, healthy children, a wonderful personality, a pure and loving heart......and we won't even mention how pretty you are on the outside too.
I look forward to sharing all your birthdays to come with you. I love you so much, sister!!! Have the best 29th birthday in the history of birthdays!!!!!! All my love, Kat
Kat,
Thank you so much. I will have a Happy Birthday because I have you in my life and for that I will always be thankfull.
Love you sis,
Thank you so much. I will have a Happy Birthday because I have you in my life and for that I will always be thankfull.
Love you sis,
sharon..
well much love and happy b-day to you as well.... you know i love ya... have a glorious day... and be kind to youself....
love ya
teresa
well much love and happy b-day to you as well.... you know i love ya... have a glorious day... and be kind to youself....
love ya
teresa
Thanks Teresa,
So glad a member of our clique came along to greet me. Ha, Ha. You have a good day too. So sorry that you have to work on such a beautiful day.
Love you,
So glad a member of our clique came along to greet me. Ha, Ha. You have a good day too. So sorry that you have to work on such a beautiful day.
Love you,
Some humor to entertain you Teresa, lol. This joke is old but still very funny and reminds me of the chaos and confusion that often happens on this board.
ALWAYS THOUGHT GREEN SNAKES WERE HARMLESS ? READ ON...
Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous.
Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants, and
during a
recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to
protect
them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green
garden grass
snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it
slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a
very loud
scream.
The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room,
naked, to
see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the
sofa. He
got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it.
About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the leg.
He
thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted. His wife thought
he had
a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in
and
loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out.
About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the
Emergency
Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher.
That's
when the man broke his leg and why he is in the hospital.
The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she
called on a
neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed
himself
with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.
Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the
sofa
in relief. But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the
cushions, where
she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the
snake
rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying
there,
passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.
The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the
grocery
store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her
husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking
him
out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. An
ambulance
was again called and it was determined that the injury required
hospitalization.
The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her
neighbor
lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he
had been
bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small
bottle of
whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.
By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man,
smelled the
whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were
about
to arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all
happened
over a little green snake. They called an ambulance, which took
away the
neighbor and his sobbing wife.
Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch. One of
the
policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit
the
leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table
fell over
and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a
fire in the
drapes.
The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through
the
window into the yard on top of the family dog, who startled, jumped
up and
raced out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it
and smashed
into the parked police car and set it on fire. Meanwhile, the
burning drapes had
spread to the walls and the entire house was blazing.
Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving fire truck
had
started raising his ladder as they were halfway down the street.
The
rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and put out the
electricity and
disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area.
Time passed...
Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was re-built,
the police acquired a new car, and all was right again with the
couple's world...
About a year later they were watching TV and the weatherman
announced a
cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought
they should
bring in their plants for the night.
She shot him.
ALWAYS THOUGHT GREEN SNAKES WERE HARMLESS ? READ ON...
Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous.
Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants, and
during a
recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to
protect
them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green
garden grass
snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it
slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a
very loud
scream.
The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room,
naked, to
see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the
sofa. He
got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it.
About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the leg.
He
thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted. His wife thought
he had
a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in
and
loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out.
About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the
Emergency
Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher.
That's
when the man broke his leg and why he is in the hospital.
The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she
called on a
neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed
himself
with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.
Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the
sofa
in relief. But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the
cushions, where
she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the
snake
rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying
there,
passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.
The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the
grocery
store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her
husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking
him
out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. An
ambulance
was again called and it was determined that the injury required
hospitalization.
The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her
neighbor
lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he
had been
bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small
bottle of
whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.
By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man,
smelled the
whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were
about
to arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all
happened
over a little green snake. They called an ambulance, which took
away the
neighbor and his sobbing wife.
Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch. One of
the
policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit
the
leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa. The table
fell over
and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a
fire in the
drapes.
The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through
the
window into the yard on top of the family dog, who startled, jumped
up and
raced out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it
and smashed
into the parked police car and set it on fire. Meanwhile, the
burning drapes had
spread to the walls and the entire house was blazing.
Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving fire truck
had
started raising his ladder as they were halfway down the street.
The
rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and put out the
electricity and
disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area.
Time passed...
Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was re-built,
the police acquired a new car, and all was right again with the
couple's world...
About a year later they were watching TV and the weatherman
announced a
cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought
they should
bring in their plants for the night.
She shot him.
Sharon, hope its a good one x
hahahahahaahaha...
omg... sharon that is soooo funny... i mean really.... you got to be careful what you bring in from the cold to warm up..... i think i will leave my plant inside when it get cold again....or at least think twice....more at stake than just the plants....lol...
Teresa
omg... sharon that is soooo funny... i mean really.... you got to be careful what you bring in from the cold to warm up..... i think i will leave my plant inside when it get cold again....or at least think twice....more at stake than just the plants....lol...
Teresa
happy birthday sharon!!!!
that story was tooo funny...
that story was tooo funny...
Happy Birthday sharon & many more.......mj
Thank you Gabbi, Molly, and Janet. I appreciate that so much. Now this is how it should be. Have a great day all of you !!!
God bless,
God bless,
Sharon,
I hope you have a wonderful Day!
Happy 29th Birthday! I am 29 too *wink* Rae
I hope you have a wonderful Day!
Happy 29th Birthday! I am 29 too *wink* Rae
yeah right... and i am 16....lol.... just kidding.... dont hit me....
maybe i am 16.. let me check my birth certificate... brb....lol.
teresa
maybe i am 16.. let me check my birth certificate... brb....lol.
teresa
Happy Birthday Sharron but for this site and your family and friends you might not be here so big congrats on your 21st ssssssshhhhhhhhhh lol jackie xxx
Happy Birthday Sharon, and many more!!!!
Jim
Jim
Thanks so much JR, Jackie and Rae. This makes me feel so good. And what you said is so true Jackie.........but for the grace of God...
Love,
Sharon
Love,
Sharon
heres a cake for ya Sharon!!! enjoy x
Now I really gotta go, my butt is rooted to this chair!!!!
Now I really gotta go, my butt is rooted to this chair!!!!
OMG Gabbi,
That sure does look delicious. Just when will the bakery be delivering that scrumpous big chocolate cake? I can't wait........and ..........I don't do good with sharing either, lol.
Love,
That sure does look delicious. Just when will the bakery be delivering that scrumpous big chocolate cake? I can't wait........and ..........I don't do good with sharing either, lol.
Love,
In the meetings I go to they say "remember, part of sharing is sharing of your time and chocolate cake too!"
Rus,
Thanks so much for that E Card. You always have a way of surprising me, Buddy. And, yes I am 29.......again.
Love you my friend,
Thanks so much for that E Card. You always have a way of surprising me, Buddy. And, yes I am 29.......again.
Love you my friend,
Happy Birthday Sharon,
hope its a good one.....29 again?
Love,
Redd
