Hello Peeps

Stupidity
Hope this makes you smile...
EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
Broker?

Why there isn't
mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
"new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material
used for the indestructible black
box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner!No purchase necessary.Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how???)


On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds
off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a
smile to (maybe even a
chuckle)...in other words send it to
everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

laugh a little love a lot jaxxxxxxxxxx
LOL Jax just you posting gives me a smile.
Hope your doing great!!!!mj
and there's a Braille pad at the Drive-Thru ATM Machine
Hiya MJ its always a pleasure to see you too hun. Me well dont even ask lol win some lose some you know how it goes. apart from that im fine thx hows about yourself? jaxxxx hiya skeeter
Nice to see you Jax...hope all is well?

Cowgirl
Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed? LOL Isn't that the truth??

Good Morning Jackie,
I was just thinking about you the other day and wondered where you have been hiding. So how have you been?? You've been missed around here.. Hope to see more of you.

Take care and have a good weekend. Rae

Hiya lisa well im doing ok i guess like lots of people its still a struggle, ive read you,ve had some hard times of late ((hugs)) this too shall pass as they say only i do often wonder who the hell said that lol. Ive hit a phase in my life now its called LOST lol well you asked mike about my map reading its no bloody wonder lol. Anyways im sick of moaning and groaning its about time i got back some of that positivity i always preach eh lmao. chin up girl life is a test and we pass with flying colours jaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well well if its not my little RAE of sunshine how goes it? its sure nice to see everyone once in a while. jaxxxxxxxxxxxx
Your words always help. Sure wish you'ld stick around more. Let us help you too.

You're not lost Jax, just a little off course. I'll help you find your way back.

(hug)
Hiya lisa well my main problem is I THINK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH lol i get sick of over anilising the anilised i sure wish sometimes i could stop it. In general im happy with my lot i just needa few adjustments you know how it goes. jaxxxxxxxxxxx
Waddup Peeps?

Jax... thanks for the smile... i needed that! Love, Bri :)
Nice to see you too Bri..where the heck have you been???

Jax..I know what you mean. I don't have an answer for that though as I tend to do it myself to death. Lighten up on yourself. Start writing down your thoughts here and see if something jumps out at you.

Take care
Lisa