I Like Eddies Method To End This Bs

Harry, u r a major f..n idiot, just say no.
Nancy, dont get carried away, i voted for ur husband only cause carter screwed everything up. u know as much about addiction as Hillary does about health care.
oh yeah, well if u cant say no we have an excellent system to make you. We have the War on drugs. We will not only lock addicts up, but we will spend gadzillions of dollars invading foreign lands & destroying crops so that u evil addicts dont buy those evil products.
but nancy, why not spend a couple of the gadzillions of dollars helping people instead of locking them up.

Harry, if u just said no, there would be no problem.

Nancy didnt we start there.

Drugs are evil harry, & the devil made them.

I thought God made the plants.

But the plants are evil & illegal Harry.

Oh Nancy, I was so confused. Now I understand. So we just say no & all is well.

John Ashcroft here, too late for that, everythings illegal except tobacco.

whats up with that john, i have seen the light & i am saying no.

Sorry Harry, under the patriot act u conspired something, im not sure what but we will figure it out,
LMAO...
Dog, I hope when you are clean you don't lose your sense of humor...
lol..
Kerry
I feel like I just walked into a really bad version of the Twilight Zone....

LOL

Cowgirl