Posted something there but just deleted it. Hope everyone is well. Take care all. will be on proper on monday as b sitting for sis ( shes going to see take that) so i'll have the comp to myself all night...about time too. Regards to all, Kev
PS Ryan wrong site........
I know that Ryan found the wrong site and it was a little disrespectfull but god that post made me laugh, especially the comments everyone made.
Av been through so much the last 2 weeks and for the first time I actually had a good laugh.
Is this man for real looking for a woman on here?? Why dont he go down to the local needle collection place or summit??? Maybe he could meet someone there interested.
Anyway laugh over. Lynds xx
Av been through so much the last 2 weeks and for the first time I actually had a good laugh.
Is this man for real looking for a woman on here?? Why dont he go down to the local needle collection place or summit??? Maybe he could meet someone there interested.
Anyway laugh over. Lynds xx
Dont we all Kev????chat soon the footie was s***e this week wouldnt you agree....all the best mukka............Davey
Hey, I got a laugh for you...
The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in Oct 1995, between a US navy ship, and the British authories off the north coast of Scotland.
British: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
US Navy: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
British: Negative. you will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
US Navy: This is the captain of US Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
British: Negative. I say again divert your course.
US Navy: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER "USS LINCOLN" THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ALTLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
British: We are a light house. F**k Off.
I thought that was a classic...
love
Diff xxx
The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in Oct 1995, between a US navy ship, and the British authories off the north coast of Scotland.
British: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
US Navy: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
British: Negative. you will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
US Navy: This is the captain of US Navy ship, I say again, divert YOUR course.
British: Negative. I say again divert your course.
US Navy: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER "USS LINCOLN" THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ALTLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
British: We are a light house. F**k Off.
I thought that was a classic...
love
Diff xxx
HAAAAHAH, get outta here, Diff.........that's for real?
We should use that line now.........."I'm a f*cking lighthouse"
I think what we all need is a dose of Mrs. Bucket and Oslo........all left to GYAC as usual..........poor man reduced to posting pics of people from a sitcom who all have the names of flowers.
I'm Daisy.........I wanna be the hottie sister...........who are you Diff? Hyacinth?
We should use that line now.........."I'm a f*cking lighthouse"
I think what we all need is a dose of Mrs. Bucket and Oslo........all left to GYAC as usual..........poor man reduced to posting pics of people from a sitcom who all have the names of flowers.
I'm Daisy.........I wanna be the hottie sister...........who are you Diff? Hyacinth?
F O Bryn!!! I'm the scabby one that lives in a council house!!!! I think Rose is the hottie, unless you got a penchant for fat grey haired bag lady lookylikies wearing grubby beige cardigans My sister, now she's a Hyacinth clone...
lova ya
Diff xxx
lova ya
Diff xxx
I coulda got confused - I don't really know which one is Rose and which one is Daisy...
Dif,
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
lol that was great Diff
I'm a lighthouse, Diff so just F off.
Naw, you can be the sister that's the hottie.
I'll be the rich one has room for the small pony cause her hubby dresses in women's clothing and enjoys a riding crop.
Tattybyes, you crack me up.
Naw, you can be the sister that's the hottie.
I'll be the rich one has room for the small pony cause her hubby dresses in women's clothing and enjoys a riding crop.
Tattybyes, you crack me up.
