If Only I Had Some Brain Cells

Pain Pills
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if only i had some brain cells life could be so good[lol]
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Like the scarecrow.on the Wizard of OZ...OH I can tell you why the ocean meets the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
than Id sit....N think so more!!!!!
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oh thats good molly,if i only had a brain,if i had a brain i could tighten the spokes on my moped
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IF YOU HAD A BRAIN YOU WOULD GET A HARLEY lol
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if i had a brain i could tie my shoes in under 12 minutes,i think i'm just going to buy a pair of velcros
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molly them harley riders are jealous of my ride
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No dought fly guy you da man!!!! A biker on the biggest harley couldnt touch you.....OWWWW
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hey vinney
is a moped that thing that they rode in dumb and dumber?....

oh btw.. in our local mall this weekend they had a harley show thingy.. and they had the most beautiful harley.. it was purple... i dont really care for harleys but this one... wow.. It made me hot....lol...

teresa
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teresa that movie represents every thing i stand for[lmao],and if a harley gets you hot you would be drulin over my wheels[lol]
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Just for the record I love you guys & thanks.Im smilen away.Your silliness has once again come right in the nick of time.....Vin I thought you & rae were getting hitched?Where is it that you can have more than 1 wife?
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maybe if i had some brain cells then i would of realized this morning, that what i thought was toothpaste that i put on my toothbrush in a frantic rush this morning, was actually cortaid!!!! oh yes, it was awful, but after the tingling sensation went away few hours ago, i could only laugh at it...:)


needless to say, i just went to store and bought RED toothpaste that is cinam,flavored.....lol
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OMG THANK YOU FOR THE VISUAL.It could of been worse you know there are many things you could of put on there.Glad to see it hasnt left a hole in your sence of humor...lol
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well... if we are talking about dumb things that we did... I just last week .... mind you.. in a clean state of mind... that is the worst part....

my daughter and I got into a bad fight just before dropping her off at school and me going on to work.... i was soooo mad and was giving her the what for.. that I had showered the night before .. I had my pj top on and no bra... i just put my jacket on and kept right on talking went out the door and went to work... I noticed I had my pj top on halfway to work... pair of nice slacks and a pj top on... I looked and felt redictulous.... I zipped my jacket up and went to a walmart and bought a new top and bra ... man how stupid.....lol...

hows that for distraction.. and no brain cells....

Teresa
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just a lilltle hole in my pride i think, my daughter for sure thinks i have lost it now. :) my mouth is very dry, but no worries, its not itching!!!:) going to go do some housework,have a good evening,thans for the laughs, it made my day much better....kim
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OMG if thats what you do sober I dont think I want to know what you were like usen.I can understand though.My girls can get me SOOO reved up I forget EVERYTHING.
Have you ever gotten lost in your own house when you were sober???I have & got caught by the BF talk about turning red....

Take Care Kimber hope to talk again soon
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teresa, thats funny.you sound alot like me. i always wrap my hair in a towel and do makeup first, then hair. the other day, i got distracted doing laundry,and other things round the house. i needed to go to the store for cat food, and it was late, so i get in the car, go to foodlion, walk to the door and see a reflection of me in the glass doors, and what do you know? a white towel with big letters of a hospital here on my head(it followed me home from the hospital in my bag:)
i was in shock, i run to the car, and what do you know, an old crush pulls up beside my car.
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hahahahaha..
I am laugh my butt off... that is the luck i would have....lololol....

Teresa
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thanks molly, hope to talk to you soon as well. i never really did anything like that when i was strung out. guess i lost a few brain cells along the way,,,lol take care, going to go get my clean on, cause hubby just went to work, so just me and daughter.we are gonna turn some music up and enjoy our time together....
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I just wanted to jump in & thank you guys.Your friendship & kind words mean so much to me.I need to sign off I want to make a stuffed pork chop dinner to die for so Im gonna get to it.I dont know if Ill be back on again tonit4e but like the sun always rises I will be around tomarrow.I hope you all have a good night & thank you all for the smiles....mj
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LMAO....I think i burned out all my brain cells when I used. I am hoping they all come back.....lol this thread cracks me up!!
take care
gina