Frank, dont forget to feed the hamster every day. Hes behind the mother board
JD
Tpm
MN virus from viewing porn. I love it. You need to tell me how to do that. I got a guy at work I need to do that to.
Frank
JD
Lets not bring my mom into this.
Frank
A friend of mine, when I told him I was having computer problems, told me to type in "one-dee-ten-tee" except using numbers and letters.
Did you do it?
Did you do it?
Also a friend of mine got his dad a computer. The dad called him up and said
" Do you have the kind of allen wrench that opens up a keyboard?"
My friend says "Why do you need to open up your keyboard?"
The dad replies "There's something wrong with it. Every time I type in my password, all that shows up are stars!"
True story!
" Do you have the kind of allen wrench that opens up a keyboard?"
My friend says "Why do you need to open up your keyboard?"
The dad replies "There's something wrong with it. Every time I type in my password, all that shows up are stars!"
True story!
Franks conspiciously silent on those two hehe
JD
JD
Hello, all my buddies in one place! You guys are on a roll tonight! Too bad I missed the fun!
How's it going gang?
I must look like a total dork - I'm typing away and laughing my head off! Here's another computer story - I used to work with a woman, notorious for drowsing during the day. One day the boss walks up to her, she's fast asleep, with her finger still on the keyboard, and pages and pages of backslashes on her computer!!!
lol, Betsy I have another, this could just be fiction, but it was told to me as a true story:
I guy called tech support for his computer he just bought, and told them it would not power up, they told him to look behind it to see if all the cables were plugged in, He told them he could not see because it was too dark, too dark asked tech support? yes he said , the power is out and I have no light.
The tech guy asked him if he still had the box the computer came in, he said yes, the tech guy said pack it up, you are too stupid to won a computer...
I guy called tech support for his computer he just bought, and told them it would not power up, they told him to look behind it to see if all the cables were plugged in, He told them he could not see because it was too dark, too dark asked tech support? yes he said , the power is out and I have no light.
The tech guy asked him if he still had the box the computer came in, he said yes, the tech guy said pack it up, you are too stupid to won a computer...
JD
Still trying to figure it out.
Hi Carol. How are you tonight. Its pick on Frank night. I love it.
Frank
Tom
That might have been me.
Frank, you wanta pick on Tom? Ask him about his jack hammer. Do you know this story?
I have a splitting headache. Haven't had one this bad since I quit, and I am freaking out because nothing will stop it like you know what. I don't have any.
Good thing.
Tom, I believe it. Every time we've called tech support, I swear, they ask if the power is on, first question.
Did you guys all know about 1D10T or was I the only one who fell for it?
Did you guys all know about 1D10T or was I the only one who fell for it?
Betsy,,,,,,,,i'll bite. Have no idea what you're talking about. Go ahead, make me look like a fool. BTW>>>>>>hey! how was your day?
Frank,
It couldnt have been you, your computer runs on batteries..lol (luv ya bud, it was just too easy that time)
Carol,
I hope your headache goes away soon, I had a dooozy myself tonight, strange as I have not had one in a year or so.
Be careful with the jackhammer story, someone might get hurt.
Regards,
tom
It couldnt have been you, your computer runs on batteries..lol (luv ya bud, it was just too easy that time)
Carol,
I hope your headache goes away soon, I had a dooozy myself tonight, strange as I have not had one in a year or so.
Be careful with the jackhammer story, someone might get hurt.
Regards,
tom
Carol, you are my soul sister. I have had the worst headache all day too. Layed down after work, took enough excedrine to make me sick. It's finally better, but I'm gonna take some benadryl soon and call it a night.
The laffs here have made it better - what a blesssing!
Actually I was going to start a post asking about pain receptors in the brain. I thought I read on this board that the receptors get all screwed up from abusing pain meds, and it takes up to a year to get them normal again. So after we're clean, normal amounts of advil or tylenol don't work on us for awhile. Does that sound right?
Oops, I just edited this to include Tom's headache, too! Maybe the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. And peace will guide the planet, and love will steer the stars.
The laffs here have made it better - what a blesssing!
Actually I was going to start a post asking about pain receptors in the brain. I thought I read on this board that the receptors get all screwed up from abusing pain meds, and it takes up to a year to get them normal again. So after we're clean, normal amounts of advil or tylenol don't work on us for awhile. Does that sound right?
Oops, I just edited this to include Tom's headache, too! Maybe the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. And peace will guide the planet, and love will steer the stars.
Carol
Take some excedrin. They really worked for me.
Tom
Jack hammer????? Bring it on dude. Last time i ran a jack hammer i almost killed myself.
Frank
2 advil got rid of my headache betsy, not sure about the pain receptors though
Bets......seems like I've heard all that about the receptors, but didn't catch the part about Tylenol and Advil not working. What the hell are we supposed to use? No opiates, no OTC,,,,we do we do? suffer?
tom ....i know you wouldn;t hurt anyone with your hammer hammer
bo bammer
banana fana fo fammer
fe fi mo mammer
hammer.
sorry, i'm ditzy, too.
is it the dawning of the age of Tavarius?
tom ....i know you wouldn;t hurt anyone with your hammer hammer
bo bammer
banana fana fo fammer
fe fi mo mammer
hammer.
sorry, i'm ditzy, too.
is it the dawning of the age of Tavarius?
Carol- Some wise guy told me to fix my computer by typing in one-dee-ten-tee.
1D10T
Can you read it now?
1D10T
Can you read it now?