Just A Little Humor...lol

Pain Pills
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Hi , got this in my email....thought I would share it with you all...hope you all have a great day....
gi


Two Shots
A drunk goes in a bar and asks for a shot of Jim Beam. The
bartender pours it and the drunk pushes it aside and asks
for another shot of Jim Beam. The bartender pours it and
the drunk drinks it. The bartender says, "I watched what you
did and I don't understand why you pushed the first one away
and drank the second one!" The drunk stated," I've been going
to those AA Meetings, and they said WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T TAKE THAT FIRST DRINK!!!".
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Gina:

I love that! Priceless.

Rachel
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How many addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?






Only one but it takes 12 steps.

JD
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Hi John, Nice to see you . Haven't seen you in a while been wondering how you were. Hope all is well...

Hi Rachel!!!

gi
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the restroom. A few minutes
later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that,
another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes to
investigate.

"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
something comes up and sqeezes the hell out of my balls," replies the drunk.
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop wringer bucket!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Laughter is HEALING*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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Gina & Brook(see new name)Thanks for the smiles.....mj