Misheard Lyrics

These commercials all got tunes on them now.....sell outs I say.....but the kids are being exposed to good music......Stones, WHO, Dylan....not my Neil Young though.......he's my man......anyway, ya get these lyrics wrong....they have a site called "am i right" and it's people's misheard lyrics...so here's a few of mine.....hey, we need to laugh, right?

"GOD BLESS AMERICA"

"From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans QUITE SO TALL"

"EDGE OF SEVENTEEN"

"Just like the WEILDING THUG sounds like she's singing, ewww baby eww baby"

Actually that was my kids one. Singing that one day I cracked up.

Anyone else?
blur's , song 2. i couldn't understand a word. thought he was sayin " i got my head checked , by H.M.Bocheck. ( thought he might b a doctor ??)instead of " got my head checked , by a jumbo jet " dooohhh !!........................................and " master of puppets " where they sing " master-master " i thought it was " bastards-bastards" l.o.l. ............................................i.ve just been on the site u mentioned and the metallica one is on there. good 2 know i'm not alone with that one.
The Kooks "naive" the bit that goes...
"such an ugly thing for someone so beautiful, oh and your sweet and pretty face"

When that came out last year it bugged me so much cause i couldn't understand what he was singing, i ended up getting my mate to post me the lyrics ang chords ( i was in jail at the time) when i did eventually got them i was like " oh that's what i says....
Creedence - There's a bad moon on the rise....
There's a bathroom on the right...(not me, my best friend who has still never lived it down.)
Two favourites from that site you mentioned Bryn.

Hotdog,jumpin frog,i got herpes
original::hotdog,jumpin frog,Alberqueque.

Chinese is nice,but chinese can stop you.
original::Shyness is nice,but shyness can stop you.

Take it eze......Davey
We are family, I got all my sisters with me...then one of the lines sounds like "you give me love in a femidom"!!!
Haaaaaaaa, you have no idea how funny I think this stuff is.

I'm so easily amused.

Ummmmm, Believer.......now I have no clue what the heck that is! Them Sisters come from where i do.........disco tunes man I used to screw them lyrics up all the time, but then did it matter........no social cause.

Ya can't screw up "Super Freak, Super Freak I'm Super Freaky"

OR

"What's on top of the house? Roof What's on top of your mouth? Roof How does the dog go? Roof Roof"........love George Clinton.

Anybody else.........oh do please share cause these crack me the he*l up.....and we know it's all about shutting Bryn up........amusing her mind!
Bryn...a femidom is a female condom! Kinda like a little hoop with a plastic bag attached!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!

Funny, isn't it...we speak the same language...and yet...we don't!!!

M x x x