Offering My Services

Pain Pills
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ok let me see. i see a few ladies on the board are having some BOY promblems, so for 1 day only i am offering my personal services. i can mow your lawn, fix the toilet, paint the house what ever it is that you need. but in return i need a good meal, laundry done, house cleaned and my bed made. so you see this will be good for both of us. also if your just lookin for a cuddle buddy then IM YOUR MAN....lol... just wanted to drop a line to make yall smile. remember 1 day only better hurry..
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Dhook, so your a husband to rent? I actually have heard of some guys doing this for real and get paid...now that would be different

JD
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hahahaha JD and just what are these guys job titles? call guys? very interesting. no way would i rent a guy!!! i'll buy a blow up doll :P (just funnen no one beat me up)

terrianne
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No silly, no sex, just a man to do the dirty work around the house, you know...stuff guys do now and get nothing for it...just kidding no attacks please

JD
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john john john nothing? hmmmmmm thats a lil exagertation dont you think? punk :P, hehehe just playing i couldnt resist. i know sometimes we get taken advantage of. must come with the M word marriage.

terrianne
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Dhook,
Do you leave the toilet seat up and scratch yourself while watching the game too? Lol

Redd
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JD, you mean stuff guys should be doing but never get anything done? Stuff us wives are always complaining about because these things won't get done unless we do it ourselves? Those things? LOL
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OMG the toliet seat. Let me tell you guys something. I have been with my BF for over 2 years now and he still isn't toliet trained. Rae
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Exactly Liz.... You said it. If ya want to get something done you got to do it yourself.LOL I never have to worry about someone doing the dishes or laugndry around here. No matter how long they sit they will always be here when I get back. So What state are you in Dhook? I think I could find some employment for ya over here in the Tampa area,LOLRae
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ooooooooo liz good one, i love it hehehe. yeah i think he does mean those things!

rae,

omg too funny

terrianne
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Hook,

I have heard of these services, too. In some cities, the business is called "Rent-a-Husband" or "Rent-a-Man".... something like that.....

It's great because single women can have someone come over and put shelves together, clean gutters, carry something heavy inside, move furniture, mow the lawn.... etc, etc, etc. You know, typical things that the man usually does in a relationship, but they're single & have no man around. It's not like if your drain is clogged and you can hire a plumber.... if you need shelves installed or a bike put together for your kids or want to get that antique table your great-grandmother gave you out of the attic, you can just call this Rent-a-husband and they'll do it for you.

Danielle

And you're arrangement sounds great.... Trust me, if I didn't HAVE to work, I wouldn't. I should have been around in the 1950's - I have no problems cooking & cleaning & taking care of the house in exchange for the hubby going to work (hell, I do that anyway... lol)
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I know what you mean ladies, I'm the one who took the Christmas lights down last year, I'm talking off the roof here in JUNE. My hubby wanted to leave them up for this past Christmas.Jeez.

Redd
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danielle,

the rent a man service sounds like my sis in law hehehe. she is funny she does all that stuff for people. actually its kind of cool she does. i admire her independance that way : )

terrianne
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redd,

hahahahha i know people like that!! still have halloween stuff up!! jeff foxworthy i am sure must have a skit about that!! hehehe

terrianne
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I just had to laugh at this.......Why would I need to hire a man to do any of that stuff.....I can do it all myself and if you need some more harder tasks done like tile or sheetrock, maybe you should call me and I promise I won't be doing any weird scratching as I worked.....
LMAO.......this is so funny, I hope you men realize that us woman aren't helpless......but if you want to come on over and take care of all the sick kids and clean up throwup and of course get thrown up on get you butt to NJ now....this is one job today I would gladly give up, but I bet no man would ever hire himself out for any amount of money for this job......this is always considered mommies work........
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LOL Mistyeyes,

Notice the guys are quiet now???? LOL
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Us men are all rethinking our positions in life....

Danny "where is the friggin remote?" OB343
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lol my ex once lost the remote for 2 days and funny thing was the only one who was "allowed" to touch it....well a couple days later he found it and i asked him where it was...his reply was i dont remember....and he is not a drug user hahaha i am sure he slipped it in his coat pocket in a rush or something and didnt wanna admit his ignorance but he miserably failed with his ignorant response. hehehehe

terrianne
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Thats it, I am starting another business, called Honeydo. Got any backers>?
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TC- That is a ripoff of my business "HoneyDont"..


Danny "Not tonight, I have a headache and the lawn needs mowing" OB343