DICTIONARY FOR PERSONAL ADS:
40ish.............49
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone
Athletic..............No tits
Average looking............Ugly
Beautiful..............Pathelogical liar
Contagious Smile...........Does alot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On medication
Feminist.............Definitely Ugly
Free Spirit...............Junkie
Friendship First..............Former Slut
Fun................Annoying
New Age...........Body hair in the wrong places
Old-Fashioned............No BJ's
Open-minded............Desperate
Outgoing..............Loud and embarrassing
Passionate...........Sloppy Drunk
Professional.............b****
Voluptious..............Very Fat
Large Frame............Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
WOMEN'S DICTIONARY
Yes.........No
No...........Yes
Maybe........No
We need..........I want
I am sorry..........You'll be sorry
We need to talk.........You're in trouble
Do what you want............I'll bring it up til the day you die
I'm not upset.........Of course i'm upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight................Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S DICTIONARY
I am hungry.............I am hungry
I am tired................I am tired
Nice dress................Great Cleavage!
I love you............Let's have sex now
I am bored............Do you want to have sex?
May i have this dance?...................I'd like to have sex with you tonight
Can i call you sometime?................I'd like to have sex with you soon
Do you want to go to a movie?..........I'd like to have sex with you tonight
Can i take you out to dinner.............I'd like to have sex, eat fast
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay
Ok, ok, that's all.............back to recovery;)
Since the beginning of time man has had 3 basic thoughts
1-can it eat me
2-can i eat it
3-can i have sex with it
Hey thanks again jayde lol one thing that certainly happens in recovery for me is the enjoyment and laughter aals (sorry about that bloody scissors keep falling off my forehead) anyway can't sit and type to long as it hurts if i sit for long periods and my chairs getting to hot from the flames anywaylol
Light and love Zac
1-can it eat me
2-can i eat it
3-can i have sex with it
Hey thanks again jayde lol one thing that certainly happens in recovery for me is the enjoyment and laughter aals (sorry about that bloody scissors keep falling off my forehead) anyway can't sit and type to long as it hurts if i sit for long periods and my chairs getting to hot from the flames anywaylol
Light and love Zac
OMG!
"I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay"
I've said that! Sorry Gi! Damn the more posts I read here the more help I find I'm in need of! lmao
Bob
"I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay"
I've said that! Sorry Gi! Damn the more posts I read here the more help I find I'm in need of! lmao
Bob
LOL....Zac, hope it's getting easier for you to sit down now;)
and BOB....one thing at a time, but i'm sure you can find a support group for that too! lol...........
Have a good day guys!
and BOB....one thing at a time, but i'm sure you can find a support group for that too! lol...........
Have a good day guys!
