A friend just sent this to me.It's a parody on the different socio-economic areas around Houston.
It might not makes sense of course if you don't live here but I think it could apply to any urban city.It's all in fun.
"River Oaks Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at The Galleria. She comes with an
assortment of Kate Spade, Prada and LV Handbags, Rolex watch a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a 25,000 sq ft. patio home. Available with or without tummy tuck and face
lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.
"Spring TX Barbie"
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
"Aldine Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ..unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
"Tanglewood Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of Rolls Royce convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
" Magnolia TX Barbie"
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
"Memorial Barbie"
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as warehouse conversion condo.
" Huntsville Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Butler Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.
"Mid town Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Mid town Barbies
and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
" Tomball Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
"Montgomery Barbie"
She's perfect in every way. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin'.
"Montrose Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.
Too funny Tim........
I remember when someone acutally sold those dolls in San Fransisco. Some one took them off the shelves IMMEDIATELY.
I sure wish I had gotten one..lol. The weren't Tx barbies, but they were crack w**** barbie, etc.
I sure wish I had gotten one..lol. The weren't Tx barbies, but they were crack w**** barbie, etc.
Tim...I have just laughed me butt off!!
***waving at kerry*****
***waving at kerry*****
*waving back*
How are you doing? Any word on that job? Aren't you just loving this weather? I LOVE the winter weather...it is so clear. I actually saw 2 whales breaching yesterday...have you seen any yet? did you know you can hear them when swimming under the water?
How are you doing? Any word on that job? Aren't you just loving this weather? I LOVE the winter weather...it is so clear. I actually saw 2 whales breaching yesterday...have you seen any yet? did you know you can hear them when swimming under the water?
I am so stoked about the whale season upon us! I haven't seen any yet:( I have seen so many dolphin pods...but not up close...do you go out on a boat to see the whales? Do you see them from the shore?
We are going to Hapoona today so keeping my fingers crossed!
I will find out more on the job on Wednesday...the guy is off island in Phoenix until Wednesday....he lives on Maui! I had to do a "personality profile" you know question and whats the best answer thing....I have done them before...I think its useful but not always the be all and end all.....also an aptitude test!! Yikes....that was fun...NOT....anyway I am so close I can feel it.....its out of my hands and I believe all will happen that is suppose to!!!
Hugs to you my fellow Hawaiian girl! How are things with you? You always sound so good...that makes me smile...are you back at school yet? I am so proud of you...if I haven't told you lately!!
We are going to Hapoona today so keeping my fingers crossed!
I will find out more on the job on Wednesday...the guy is off island in Phoenix until Wednesday....he lives on Maui! I had to do a "personality profile" you know question and whats the best answer thing....I have done them before...I think its useful but not always the be all and end all.....also an aptitude test!! Yikes....that was fun...NOT....anyway I am so close I can feel it.....its out of my hands and I believe all will happen that is suppose to!!!
Hugs to you my fellow Hawaiian girl! How are things with you? You always sound so good...that makes me smile...are you back at school yet? I am so proud of you...if I haven't told you lately!!
Life is good!! Hapuna was my absolute favorite beach when I lived on the big island. Have you jumped off the rock on the left? My ex bil pushed me off...and I was hooked!! I stayed at the Prince Hotel there...it is nice. You can sneak into the pool...
The whales like this channel (between Maui, Molokai, and Lanai) and I have seen them from Oahu. Do they have whale watching boats there? I bet they are over there too.
Good luck on that job, I will be keeping my fingers crossed. I am back in school, finishing up anatomy, taking math, and public speech. I was going to take pharmacology, but that is taken in the nursing program. I have bunches of placement tests to take, so this is crunch time.
The whales like this channel (between Maui, Molokai, and Lanai) and I have seen them from Oahu. Do they have whale watching boats there? I bet they are over there too.
Good luck on that job, I will be keeping my fingers crossed. I am back in school, finishing up anatomy, taking math, and public speech. I was going to take pharmacology, but that is taken in the nursing program. I have bunches of placement tests to take, so this is crunch time.
Yes...we did the rock!! lol...when the kids were here at Christmas....its a blast....in fact Kearra was wanting to jump!! I will let her..but she chickened out!!!
Yes there are alot of whale watching tours...we will go out soon! You have got alot on your plate right now and thats good....keep your eye on the prize!!!
I so love Hapuna....it is by far the best beach I have ever been too! I have been some spectacular beaches...especially in the Caribbean....and to think this one is only half hour away from where I live....I am so fortunate! Sometimes I need to remind myself of that..lol...especially when I am hearing all of this talk of freezing rain....and snow! That used to be me!!
Have a great day....even for a few hours...those books aren't going anywhere!!
Yes there are alot of whale watching tours...we will go out soon! You have got alot on your plate right now and thats good....keep your eye on the prize!!!
I so love Hapuna....it is by far the best beach I have ever been too! I have been some spectacular beaches...especially in the Caribbean....and to think this one is only half hour away from where I live....I am so fortunate! Sometimes I need to remind myself of that..lol...especially when I am hearing all of this talk of freezing rain....and snow! That used to be me!!
Have a great day....even for a few hours...those books aren't going anywhere!!
I saw a parody like that only it was about Washington barbies....Too funny...
Hey KeeKee!
Hey KeeKee!
Hey Lisa! Got your sombraro on!! You are gonna have so much fun....the weather...well you can't control that! But its gonna be nicer than where you are now!!
Enjoy...and relax women!
Enjoy...and relax women!
You are so right and I will not complain...it is so much better than here. Plus, no phones, no kids. no computers....I just get to be.....
I bet it will end up being the most enjoyable vacation yet!!!
It will be. Most earned too...my poor husband, this surgery took 10 years off of his life...I thought it was hard on me! He needs this so bad.
Sometimes I think we can take for granted those that are closet to us....I am sure he will be so happy to have some quiet relaxed time with his bride!!!
You guys are so lucky!!
You guys are so lucky!!
We're lucky?? Good God woman, you live on vacation every day!!!! lol
Where you are is absolute paradise.
Talk to you when I get back.
Where you are is absolute paradise.
Talk to you when I get back.
Divorce Barbie
She comes with all of Kens things.
LOL...I know I do...and believe me....when you live in Hawaii.....you get zero sympathy for anything!!! LOL
Have Fun!!
Have Fun!!
