GOOD -- A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER -- A motorist was mailed a picture of his
car speeding through an automated radar post in
Peoria, IL. .... a $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed
photo of handcuffs.
BEST -- A young woman was pulled over for
speeding. An Illinois State Trooper walked to her car
window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball. He replied, "Illinois State Troopers
don't have balls." There was a moment of silence
while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
to funny ,danny are you clean,just wondering? how are you now a days? cant email keeps comming back to me..aol is not good for me .for some reson molly kats keep comming back to ..well need to sleep have to work graveyars .at 12,,so keep safe ok,,best regards poopie
Poopie I;m clean.
I take nexium, and Pancrease and Zoloft if they count....
I take nexium, and Pancrease and Zoloft if they count....
that was hilarious!!!
self edited but it was funny.
danny,
what are you doing awake?!?!?! go to bed : ) just funnen its actually early. time to make some coffee over here. want some?
terrianne
what are you doing awake?!?!?! go to bed : ) just funnen its actually early. time to make some coffee over here. want some?
terrianne
Terr- first time I was ever invited!
