A lady walks into a drug store and tells the
pharmacist she needs some Cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her
husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have
mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll
throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things
will happen!
Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Lmao, I needed a laugh today. Thanks, Janet.
Love, Kat
Love, Kat
What a hoot. I see you are up and at em, bright and early.... Be nice today, if you can.......
as if I can't play nice...lol
LMFAO, didyougetanemailthatididuplastnight?
i don't remember, which one? we had quite a few flying back and forth...
did Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine ever solve the mystery?
did Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine ever solve the mystery?
Oh God, I don't know. Let me see if I saved it and I will send it to you.
yeah, better do that, i cleaned my mailbox out this morning
YGM
my mailbox is constipated, nothing's coming through...lol
finally got it...makes sense to me...will forward to B.
done!
done!
