Seen On A Sweatshirt

Just saw this in my local Dollah Store on some guys sweatshirt:

IF YOU AIN'T TWEAKIN WE AIN'T SPEAKIN

Are ya kiddin me? That's right up there with the T-Shirts say in real big letters:


MEET YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER
Agreed!!! I guess the only thing worse than seeing that in a store would be actually seeing someone wearing it. I think I'd have to resist the urge to hit em and/or the urge to educate them. It's like wearing a shirt that says: "one more drink never hurt anyone" (except for the people they killed in a head on collision). I should market a shirt, bumper sticker, etc.: "Ignorance, it's everywhere".
Here's one for you...

A 4th grader, that's right, a 9 year old, showed up for school wearing a t-shirt that says, "The more hair I lose, the more head I get."

Really? That's how your kid dresses for school? I bring it to the attention of the principal who says, "Oh, he doesn't know what it means, and his mom can't afford to buy him any clothes, so she picked it up at the homeless shelter." Seriously...I'd chip in a buck to buy the kid a shirt, heck, I'd even pick up the whole cost. Yeesh.
9yrs old - - man thats just rude at any age**
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I saw a good one- even though they tell me its an old one- - "What would Jesus do-for a Klondike bar- not bad

I saw a bumber sticker that said "your kid may be an honer student, but you drive like a jackass"- - not bad

There are a lot of Pro-drug t-shirts - just not a good idea
I even stopped putting Grateful Dead bumper stickers on my car- -Cops arent thinking about the music when they see one, ya know?

back to sleep- -Im going to Giants Staduim tonight(830pm game) to watch Philly no-doubt beat them in the rain- -but hey, ya cant take away my Yankees beating philly!!
I,m one of these old timers that is still into baseball- -football although a good game has been marketed to death and I lost a lot of interest after my Dad died.- It was the most bonding thing we ever had -going to all the games together- no-matter if I was using or clean- - times have changed,and so have ticket prices,

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THAT'S A COLD SHOT, JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Way to push that in my face. Hey, I got Placido Polanco back so come next October you'll hear me saying "How you like me now?"

Bryn is no football fan herself, but I do like the younger Mr. Manning. So, you just enjoy yourself in that driving rain. Watch out for them Iggles fans cause they so will kick someone's a*s the drunken, foul mouthed nuts. I wonder if McBlab will be in? I swear that dude is on meds.

M's that's crazy a child had that shirt on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Admittedly it took me three looks at that to "get it".

Yeah, the guy in the store was wearing the shirt. I swore him and the guys he was with were going to hold the place up so out I ran with my boxes and antihistamines. Yeah, I like taking OTC meds from the DOLLAH store.

In fairness I once saw a guy wearing a shirt said in big white letters "HEROIN SU*KS". I was still getting high at the time and thought "Now that's a stupid statement".
My man pointed one in a shop out the day before he was going into detox.

I JUST GOT OUT A REHAB LET'S PARTY

Not amused.
My sons play in metal bands, and selling and buying t-shirts with your band name and logo goes with that. But there is also always a snotty saying. One brought one home that said "I could f**king care less"...which of course means that you do care. Who's the dummy who coined that one? Immediately confiscated it. He told me that profanity guarantees the shirts will sell, and of course they want to make their money back and maybe a profit. His band had one with, in very large letters on the front, "SHUT YOUR BIT*H FACE". Took it too, but I sleep in that one, lol.
I'm seeing one around here that carries that theme to it's ultimate conclusion. It reads simply (only not censored like I did here)
Fu*k You, You Fu*king Fu*k

Attitude or what? How can a person wear that?
Todd, that was me you saw with that shirt on. LOL

Beck, too funny you sleep in that shirt. Excellent. You and your parental controls!

Nothing beats that Johnny Cash shirt with him giving the finger. I just saw some guy at a Steely Dan concert with that on.