O.K. y'all I hope you're all O.K.
Ms. Tres isn't feeling well. Davey must have sent that fluey thing over to the States with Posh Spicey Bits.
Zero-Hero, Girl I know you don't post when you're alright. So I ain't worrying as much.
Now Shirley, YOU!!!!!!!!! No matter what ya itchy chick please come back.
Diff, dear Diff you better be alright as well.
Mary I know you worry about Diff. I know you're O.K. to play. I ain't Tina Fey.
Snap to it, all y'all or I'll have to come over there, and poke y'all in the eye.
Robbie, I know you're cool. Good.
I'm here!!! I just had to pay $150 and drive 1800 miles in 2 days to get rid of my husbands cousin. It was well worth it too!!! When I went to visit him, he sent her back with me. I guess so he could keep tabs on me. Anyway, I couldn't take it anymore so I drove her the 900 miles up there, slept for 4 hrs., and drove back. I am exhausted. I no longer want to use!! I'm too d$%# tired! lol!! I hope you're doing all right. You must be. You're funny as usual! I solved most of those petty problems that I was having last week. I just needed to sit down and think for myself. (without Ted telling me what's best for me) He means well and I do love him. But he smothers me!!! I can't be around him for long. I lose me when I'm with him!!
MARY'S here..ol' Byrnie dear..same ol' putz.. freezin off her Cyber-nutz
what be the hap wiff this national artic snap?
where be the sun...and why all this snow
taint no fun and frankly it do blow...
well the ol' frozen dinkle...gotta go tinkle
a dash to make splash..
too froze for more prose..
luv MARY
what be the hap wiff this national artic snap?
where be the sun...and why all this snow
taint no fun and frankly it do blow...
well the ol' frozen dinkle...gotta go tinkle
a dash to make splash..
too froze for more prose..
luv MARY
alright..Bryn..yep the flu has faded into local folklore..as bein one of the worst muthaf***ers ive had..made me feel old&you know when yer sick(ok it was only the flu..still)you kind of question yer own mortality..well i did..but guess what..did i give up the cigs..nope silly me,giving up dope&benzos was easier.Sians cool..doin me proud at school&her sports..shes one mean swimmer..loves the water which is great..me&her go up to the local pool on Sat.&Sundays..so its good for me too.Max the Russian hamster is still on the go&plotting the downfall of the Western world..i can just see it in his lil beady eyes..the red menace&hes stopped nipping me which must mean sumthin..on gaurd!!!!.The Bratz pimpmobile is now an off road vehicle used by the lil urchins&their hick action man friends..shouting abuse&throwing beer bottles at passersby..they had to grow up sumtime..but why rednecks??
Had a kinda writers block..so aint had much to add of late..but i will no doubt,cant say you Bryn have that problem...which is good coz its kept the board interesting .Im off now so take care&chat soon.........Davey
Had a kinda writers block..so aint had much to add of late..but i will no doubt,cant say you Bryn have that problem...which is good coz its kept the board interesting .Im off now so take care&chat soon.........Davey
Hi Bryn, I'm OK, I'm just busy and tired. I've been trying to get everything organised for my imminent arrival. I went out and bought a beautiful moses basket yesterday. I've put it next to my bed and I'm just waiting for a little something to put in it! I dream about her every night, as if she's already here. Mainly just panic dreams. Last night I dreamed I took her out for a trip but forgot to take nappies and had a "runny poo" disaster, then I burned her by washing her in too hot water. Then I dropped her. Then I forgot her name. It's so mad. Today I've been reassembling car seats having taken off the covers to wash them, and I'm not entirely happy that I've got it right. Now I've got to wash down the pram and the buggy and put the covers back on them. Everything seems to take me forever, and I'm tired and fed up of being so big. Man, I can't wait to be skinny again!
I'm missing my parents, coz they're still in South Africa, but we're in daily contact. But I'm also a bit anxious about them coming back, coz they're gonna come up and stay with me, but I'm worried about my "domestic" situation. The last thing I need to be worrying about is what they're gonna be thinking about this whole set up, but I can't help it. I'd love to be on my own little island right now, with a load of rottweilers to keep everyone away so I can have a bit of peace!
love
Diff xxx
I'm missing my parents, coz they're still in South Africa, but we're in daily contact. But I'm also a bit anxious about them coming back, coz they're gonna come up and stay with me, but I'm worried about my "domestic" situation. The last thing I need to be worrying about is what they're gonna be thinking about this whole set up, but I can't help it. I'd love to be on my own little island right now, with a load of rottweilers to keep everyone away so I can have a bit of peace!
love
Diff xxx
Diff,
During my last pregnancy I used to dream that I kept my baby in a fish tank, complete with water LOL
Hope everything goes well for and that you finally leave that man you are with. I hope you don't mind me saying that but I was with a man like that for waaay too long.
Wendy
During my last pregnancy I used to dream that I kept my baby in a fish tank, complete with water LOL
Hope everything goes well for and that you finally leave that man you are with. I hope you don't mind me saying that but I was with a man like that for waaay too long.
Wendy
O.K. you all are exscused now that ya checked in......we only need Herogirl.
Well, yeah Davey half the free world was wondering about that mythic flu....I think you clobbered it though........STRAIGHT UP PIMPIN DARE D-BOY...you and the hampster.......hahahahaha.....awww, Sian is swimming.....how cool you go as well.......I'm a Pisces......belong in the water......DOOD, I am so glad you are better......keep on keepin on........oh and NO REDNECKS......how your action figures get to be REDNECKS.........that's funny.......they got a trailer?
Do they keep the Christmas lights up year around?????? I got a lil' prob right about the stereotyping of rednecks........not that I could be one.....I'm more glitter and gold......blinga bing.......miss ya Davey!
Oh boy Mary, and your prose.......Mary I am right serious.......you could write for rappers......cause you are flowetry in motion........for real........I'm glad you are hanging well.........Mary/Mary........you should joing the ladies in their Kingdom Music and it would be Mary/Mary/Mary........glad you're good.
Shirley, read your other post.......no flies on you, Sister......get on wit it and be dang proud......you drive Krazy Kool miles all at once........there you go.
Oh Diff, Like Curly says those dreams are wild......I'd do a interpretation for ya, but I don't think these count.......I mean they are all about the baby, and fear of parenting, and fear of who knows.......I hope it works to where your family just chill and only are concerned for the baby doll.......skinny you'll be soon enough.
Just do the Posh Spice work out.......SHOP........I have a Emmalunga Junga Pram here.......I spelled it wrong.......we don't do Prams in the States so you KNOW I had one.....only thing I didn't consign or give away.....cause it is bad!
It's the Cadilac of coaches.........I walk everywhere so it was perfect.....Oh car seats........what a headache........your basket sounds lovely.......did ya get one of them things ya carry baby in.....like a snuggle thingie???????????
Can't wait till our girl comes either Diff.........I think all our hopes are riding on this baby girl..........she'll be gifted, and beautiful.........like Natalie Merchant says "She'll Make Her Way"........YAY!!!!!!!!!
Well, yeah Davey half the free world was wondering about that mythic flu....I think you clobbered it though........STRAIGHT UP PIMPIN DARE D-BOY...you and the hampster.......hahahahaha.....awww, Sian is swimming.....how cool you go as well.......I'm a Pisces......belong in the water......DOOD, I am so glad you are better......keep on keepin on........oh and NO REDNECKS......how your action figures get to be REDNECKS.........that's funny.......they got a trailer?
Do they keep the Christmas lights up year around?????? I got a lil' prob right about the stereotyping of rednecks........not that I could be one.....I'm more glitter and gold......blinga bing.......miss ya Davey!
Oh boy Mary, and your prose.......Mary I am right serious.......you could write for rappers......cause you are flowetry in motion........for real........I'm glad you are hanging well.........Mary/Mary........you should joing the ladies in their Kingdom Music and it would be Mary/Mary/Mary........glad you're good.
Shirley, read your other post.......no flies on you, Sister......get on wit it and be dang proud......you drive Krazy Kool miles all at once........there you go.
Oh Diff, Like Curly says those dreams are wild......I'd do a interpretation for ya, but I don't think these count.......I mean they are all about the baby, and fear of parenting, and fear of who knows.......I hope it works to where your family just chill and only are concerned for the baby doll.......skinny you'll be soon enough.
Just do the Posh Spice work out.......SHOP........I have a Emmalunga Junga Pram here.......I spelled it wrong.......we don't do Prams in the States so you KNOW I had one.....only thing I didn't consign or give away.....cause it is bad!
It's the Cadilac of coaches.........I walk everywhere so it was perfect.....Oh car seats........what a headache........your basket sounds lovely.......did ya get one of them things ya carry baby in.....like a snuggle thingie???????????
Can't wait till our girl comes either Diff.........I think all our hopes are riding on this baby girl..........she'll be gifted, and beautiful.........like Natalie Merchant says "She'll Make Her Way"........YAY!!!!!!!!!
Hiya all, I'm feeling good today. Woke up feeling happy. Well woke up coz the baby was practising her kick boxing actually, but had a little bit of energy for a change. Went shopping with my boyfriends mam, bought a new mattress for the basket and some odds and ends. Then washed all the blankets and stuff and hung them on the line. I'm feeling more at peace now.
Billy the rottweiler has to go to the vets tomorrow. He needs x-rays done on his hips coz he's getting painful joints now he's an old boy. I'm a bit worried about him. We've been through so much together. I hope he's a good boy for me, coz I'm gonna have to hold him down whilst they give him his pre-med, coz he's liable to go completely nuts when they come at him with a needle. If I wasn't 37 weeks pregnant I wouldn't worry, but he can be a bit of a handful at times. It shouldn't be too bad. Last time he had an anaesthetic I just sat on him like a little horse and held his head in a bear hug and the vet just ran up behind him and stuck the needle in his arse and ran away again before he could react. I don't like the vet he's seeing now though. She gave me a lecture about his temperament last time I saw her. I don't give a f***. I've had him for 9 years, since he was a tiny wee pup, and he's never bitten me, and has never been anything other than 100% loyal. If he doesn't like the vet, well, it's her problem, not mine. He doesn't like most people, but he worships the ground I walk on, and is a complete angel cake for me. I like his attitude - he ignores everybody until they get in his face. I know how his mind works. He thinks "What's your angle buddy? Don't try and be friendly until your my friend." He's had some bad experiences of the human race, and it's been enough to convince him that people are best avoided for the large part. But once he's sussed you, and he's happy that you're one of the good guys, he's the best friend you're ever going to have. It's just that vets are always doing nasty things to him, like poking him around and jabbing him with needles and removing much valued parts of his anatomy! He's a good dog really, and he's got one hell of a big personality. He just doesn't take any s*** off anybody, and doesn't make indiscriminate friendships. If you want a dog who loves everybody regardless, get a labrador. I wanted a dog who loved me above all others, as was as fearsome as he was loyal. And that's what I got.
love
Diff xxx
Billy the rottweiler has to go to the vets tomorrow. He needs x-rays done on his hips coz he's getting painful joints now he's an old boy. I'm a bit worried about him. We've been through so much together. I hope he's a good boy for me, coz I'm gonna have to hold him down whilst they give him his pre-med, coz he's liable to go completely nuts when they come at him with a needle. If I wasn't 37 weeks pregnant I wouldn't worry, but he can be a bit of a handful at times. It shouldn't be too bad. Last time he had an anaesthetic I just sat on him like a little horse and held his head in a bear hug and the vet just ran up behind him and stuck the needle in his arse and ran away again before he could react. I don't like the vet he's seeing now though. She gave me a lecture about his temperament last time I saw her. I don't give a f***. I've had him for 9 years, since he was a tiny wee pup, and he's never bitten me, and has never been anything other than 100% loyal. If he doesn't like the vet, well, it's her problem, not mine. He doesn't like most people, but he worships the ground I walk on, and is a complete angel cake for me. I like his attitude - he ignores everybody until they get in his face. I know how his mind works. He thinks "What's your angle buddy? Don't try and be friendly until your my friend." He's had some bad experiences of the human race, and it's been enough to convince him that people are best avoided for the large part. But once he's sussed you, and he's happy that you're one of the good guys, he's the best friend you're ever going to have. It's just that vets are always doing nasty things to him, like poking him around and jabbing him with needles and removing much valued parts of his anatomy! He's a good dog really, and he's got one hell of a big personality. He just doesn't take any s*** off anybody, and doesn't make indiscriminate friendships. If you want a dog who loves everybody regardless, get a labrador. I wanted a dog who loved me above all others, as was as fearsome as he was loyal. And that's what I got.
love
Diff xxx
..Bryn..
..Right back at ya with the hope ya'll ok shout..it snowed all night last night..woke up to a blanket of snow covering london..quite a nice sight..as ya probably seen me write before..snow is alien to us lol..so yeh quite nice infact..take care bryn..stay strong me ole mukka ;-)..Robbie..
..Right back at ya with the hope ya'll ok shout..it snowed all night last night..woke up to a blanket of snow covering london..quite a nice sight..as ya probably seen me write before..snow is alien to us lol..so yeh quite nice infact..take care bryn..stay strong me ole mukka ;-)..Robbie..
Diff, and Robbie, hey what's good?
Now I can understand almost all your expressions you guys........sussed?
What the holy heck is sussed? Sussered? Am I susssed today?
Diff, I grew up with German Shep's........those dogs raise ya......my mom used to just say "Go outside and bring the dog. She'll mind ya"......the female loved my dad first and foremost, and the male was my mom's dog......he hated my dad...the whole Alfa Male thing.......we had to go at the last minute during my communion day to pick some things up.......we come home......here's my beautiful little bride's dress, veil, new shoes, and socks.......my siblings new clothes..........all laid out and ready for us.......my mom's new dress and shoes all laid out........FINE.......my dad's GONE......his European cut suit, and sharp shoes......my dad was a clothes horse.......well that dog KNEW IT......he chewed it all and pi**ed on everything of only my dad's......he told us he took him to a farm after that........no doubt we figured he met his demise.
THREE WEEKS LATER......ain't that dog at the door........hahahaha.....oh my dad was livid..........my mom said he made his own way and got back so he deserved to stay...........whole show.
You're nesting, Diff....I think they call it that.......soon, very soon.
Ehhh, Robbie.......snow......you don't have much......maybe now with all this global warming stuff you'll be getting more........I always think of "Tiny Tim" and the goose and all.........Bob Cratchet.......they had snow.......LOL.......yeah we get it and sometimes crazy much.........shovel........now this is my city:
Snow, shovel, shovel out the vehicle, place CHAIR......yeah it's an unwritten rule in Philly......you shovel the space.......it's yours for X amount of time.
Now people have been inventive.......grills, trash bins, kitchen chairs, wooden horses.......you shoveled it's marked......ya don't dare take another's spot....less wise ya get shot at......so that's snow here.....woot!!!!!!!!!
Now I can understand almost all your expressions you guys........sussed?
What the holy heck is sussed? Sussered? Am I susssed today?
Diff, I grew up with German Shep's........those dogs raise ya......my mom used to just say "Go outside and bring the dog. She'll mind ya"......the female loved my dad first and foremost, and the male was my mom's dog......he hated my dad...the whole Alfa Male thing.......we had to go at the last minute during my communion day to pick some things up.......we come home......here's my beautiful little bride's dress, veil, new shoes, and socks.......my siblings new clothes..........all laid out and ready for us.......my mom's new dress and shoes all laid out........FINE.......my dad's GONE......his European cut suit, and sharp shoes......my dad was a clothes horse.......well that dog KNEW IT......he chewed it all and pi**ed on everything of only my dad's......he told us he took him to a farm after that........no doubt we figured he met his demise.
THREE WEEKS LATER......ain't that dog at the door........hahahaha.....oh my dad was livid..........my mom said he made his own way and got back so he deserved to stay...........whole show.
You're nesting, Diff....I think they call it that.......soon, very soon.
Ehhh, Robbie.......snow......you don't have much......maybe now with all this global warming stuff you'll be getting more........I always think of "Tiny Tim" and the goose and all.........Bob Cratchet.......they had snow.......LOL.......yeah we get it and sometimes crazy much.........shovel........now this is my city:
Snow, shovel, shovel out the vehicle, place CHAIR......yeah it's an unwritten rule in Philly......you shovel the space.......it's yours for X amount of time.
Now people have been inventive.......grills, trash bins, kitchen chairs, wooden horses.......you shoveled it's marked......ya don't dare take another's spot....less wise ya get shot at......so that's snow here.....woot!!!!!!!!!
