Something Funny

Pain Pills
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I heard a line from a TV show tonight that cracked me up:

"well, it's not like she's a murderer, drug addict or terrorist..or even a lawyer!"

lmao

Cowgirl
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good one Cowgirl. Who remembers that joke about lawyers & sharks? I can't remember it. By the way, I ment to ask, why Cowgirl? Are y'all from Texas, or do you like cowboy hats & CW dancing
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Lawyers and sharks... I can't remember how that goes.

I guess Cowgirl, because I own horses and a small ranch....not in Texas though.

Love cowboys, hats and CW music. Can't dance to save my life, but I can ride till the cows come home...

Cowgirl
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Did a quick search and I found this.......not sure if it the right one.

Q: Do you know why you never hear about a shark biting a lawyer?
A: They don't bite out of professional courtesy.

Great day to all,
Tina
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HI cowgirl" i know alot of jokes kind of go over my head lol.... but i heard this joke the other day from my brother some of u may have heard it its a' bit of a long one anyway hear goes my brothers joke" there were these 3 buisness men who are traveling together and there car broke down in front of this farmers house and he had a beautiful daughter who the minute these guys saw her fell in love and wanted to marry her and she just could not decied wich one she wanted so she turned to her dad and said daddy please help me i dont know wich one i want so the farmer said ok my daughter leave it to me so he went to these 3 men and said my daughter wants to marry one of u but cant decied wich one so i have a little test for u and the men all agreed they each wanted his beautiful daughter so bad anyway the farmer said to them i want u guys to go in the gardens and each pick ten of your favorite fruit of your chosing they all kind of looked at each other and thought how easy is this so off they went and the first guy came in with little berries and he asked the farmer ok whats next and the farmer looked at him and said i want u to shove all ten of those little berries up your a** and if u laugh i will shoot u" the guy looked at him and thought ok this should be a piece of cake so he started counting 1 2 3 4 5and he made it to ten without laughting and then the next guy came in with strawberries and the farmer told him the same thing i want u to shove them all up yor a** and if u laugh ill shot u so this guy started to count 1 2 3 and he just roared out laughing so the farmer said iam very sorry u know the deal u know i have to shoot u now" but before i shoot u i have to know why are u laughing so hard is it because i told u to shove them up your a** and the young man said no then why the farmer asked' well sir the next guy is comming with watermellons" so i guess we all know who got the daughter' any way i was just hopeing to put a smile on some ones face this morning i hope u all dont mind and please blaim my brother it was his joke lol.... please have a good morning . HUGS + LOVE LITTLE H.
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HI everyone" i hope i have not scared anyone away with that joke after rereading it iam very inbaressed i was blushing just typing that one sorry cowgirl i should have known to never repeat one of my brothers jokes lol please forgive me . HUGS + LOVE LITTLE H.
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BUMP.
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HI BOB GINA COWGIRL" how are u all doing today i hope u are all doing well u are such an insperation on this post i hope you all have a good weekendu all deserve it. and by the way i have a Q? how on earth do i get that silly joke of my brothers i posted off this post as i said before after i reread it i was inbarressed i did not want to affend anyone any ideas.
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Stop worrying about the dumb joke. It wasn't that bad. But everytime you respond to this post it bumps it up to the top. Since you were embaressed about it, I decided to ignore it so that it would just go away.

Hope you're having a good day....
Love Cowgirl