Terrible, Rotton,no Good, Really Bad Day...lol

Pain Pills
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Today was tops! I was defeated...LOL

Went Christmas shopping. Waited 45 minutes in line only to "butted" in front of.
Showed my heritage in the store by screaming at the so called "butter"
Lost my shopping cart. Last I seen it, it was speeding down a hill (good thing I got my stuff out)
My sons carseat decided to not cooperate in the parking lot. I screamed obscenities at that for about 10 minutes.
My feet hurt so bad they gave out and I fell on my a** in the parking lot.
I cried in publc..LOL
Took a nap only to awaken to a sore throat.
My feet still feel like they have been pounded with a sledge hammer.

I think I might just start over tomorrow...LOL

michelle
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so tell us how you really feel..
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I guess this means our shopping trip is canceled.
Fine way to tell me, Michelle.
Hmph,
Kat
hehe
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&%#$ people
*&$% stores
%^*)$# shopping carts
*&$# carseats

and I'm just getting started.....

michelle
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there there, just let it all out now....and when your done....tell us how you feel and how this all relates to those long ago childhood issues about dessert and all those things...
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Kat,

We can still go shopping, but only on one condition. You have to carry me, or at least push me around in the shopping cart...LOL I don't think I could walk ten feet right now to save my a**.

michelle
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LOL..and here I was having such a great day.
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bestill

I never got dessert when I was a kid. Thats where this all stems from..LOL

michelle
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see there michelle, i knew it would come back to that,,,and let me guess,,,it really is all about those darn christmas cookies they wouldnt let you have...lmao...
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Lisa,

I will trade you. You have my day, and I will ice the cookies. Just don't be shocked when they look like holiday shoppers with little knives sticking out of their heads...LOL

michelle

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You can ride in the cart, Michelle. I'd like to hit the mall. I am in dire need of an orange julias. Pick you up at seven.
lol, Kat
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Christmas cookies...I did not know what those where until I was in my first apartment. We got good old fashioned nuts at Christmas time, and that hard candy that rips your tongue to shreads...LOL

michelle
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now see there you came in here tonight ranting and raving about how rotten your day was and in a matter of minutes we have gotten to the root of some very deep seated emotional issues ....now thats recovery....merry christmas,,,now take kat shopping and smile ...
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ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS< WERE HAVING A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL.......
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I will be waiting Kat. After we get your orange julius, it off to Cinnabon for me. Then we have to sit on Santas lap, because I need to have a very philosophical discussion about this whole Christmas shopping thing with him...LOL

michelle
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Tell Santa about the tongue abuse you endured as a child. I suspect that you'll get extra stuff if you do.
Love, Kat
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LMFAO bestill. How can I ever repay you for your help..lol

Oh God Tom, you just gave me flashbacks..LOL

michelle
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I think I made cookies that looked like that one year.....little nooses around their necks.

Nope, I'm not trading days. Ive had enough of your kind for awhile.

I'm sorry. Bet tomorrow is better though.
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Im sorry michele ..........Can ya tell us if you accomplished anything, buy anything? If not at least tell us what happened with santa.
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i dont think we should know about santa,,im just hearing about sitting on laps and something about tongues,,,aaaahhhh,, i cant handle this thread anymore,,now im having those issues...