Tina

Pain Pills
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Tina, You want me to go through this over a lump? LOL


> GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED
>
>For years and years they told me,
>Be careful of your breasts.
>Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
>And give them monthly tests.
>So I heeded all their warnings,
>And protected them by law.
>Guarded them very
>carefully,
>And I always wore my bra.
>After 30 years of astute care,
>My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
>Said I should get a Mammogram
>"OK," I said, "let's do it."
>"Stand up here real close" she said,
>(She got my boob in line),
>"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
>"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
>She stepped upon a pedal,
>I could not believe my eyes!
>A plastic plate came slamming down,
>My hooters in a vise!
>My skin was stretched and mangled,
>From underneath my chin.
>My poor boob was being squashed,
>To Swedish Pancake thin.
>Excruciating pain I felt,
>Within it's viselike grip.
>A prisoner in this vicious thing,
>My poor defenseless t**!
>"Take a deep breath," she said to me,
>Who does she think she's kidding?!?
>My chest is mashed in her machine,
>And woozy I am getting.
>"There, that's good," I heard her say,
>(The room was slowly swaying.)
>"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
>Have mercy, I was praying.
>It squeezed me from both up and down,
>It squeezed me from both sides.
>I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
>To HER tender little hide.
>Next time that they make me do this,
>I will request a blindfold.
>I have no wish to see again,
>My knockers getting steam rolled.
>If I had no problem when I came in,
>I surely have one now.
>If there had been a cyst in there,
>It would have gone "ker-pow!"
>This machine was created by a man,
>Of this, I have no doubt.
>I'd like to stick his balls in there,
>And, see how THEY come out!
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Liz, LOL - perfect timing for me (THANKS!!) - I just phoned Highlands Breast Imaging yesterday, after receiving a letter in the mail that I was due for my yearly check up. This year, they have a NEW machine - something about "high tech digital"......... I also have to get an ultrasound (after finding out about the melanoma) - this way they can get a clearer view of the lymph nodes under my arms......(fun, fun, fun).

All joking aside, ladies - please dont take this lightly. Its not that bad (LIZ - lol) and it can save your life. I know a couple of women who had small cysts in there breasts that were detected by the mammogram and they caught them in time.

Especially after 40 yrs old or if hereditary, most definately call and make an appt. it could save your life.

Gotta go - seeing my shrink today (more fun!!).

Hope everyone has a great day. Its beautiful here in FL today. Cool and crisp air outside and not a cloud in the sky.


Love,
Marie
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LMAO Liz.....
The booby squish....and I am due for one. So I shall be sharing this with you, looks like Marie as well.
I am guessing you got an appointment????? And yes all that fun for a little lump.......

Now because I am just me and have this need to know. I wonder, oh god it had to be a man who invented the mammogram machine.....Now if a woman would just come along and make a similiar machine for men, because they do so miss out on all the fun.....Think of it ladies, a nice way to check for cancer of the testicles.....
And for you guys reading, and thinking big time OUCH.....Now you understand a bit more of what us woman endure......

Everyone have a great day.....
Love,
Tina
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Hi Guys;

Not that this compares, because it doesn't. But...

2 weeks ago I had a vasectomy. The urologist couldn't find the vaz in either of my nuts....all the blood vessels were in the way...he was prodding and yanking...I just crossed my legs at my desk here re-thinking the whole episode. It reminded me of when I was a Little League catcher and got hit "down there" with a baseball (wasn't wearing my cup naturally).

But then I remembered being there for the birth of my son and I know that men have got it easy.

Jim
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Just a thought for you ladies. I am very prone to cysts in my breasts, I go for Mammo's 2ce a year. I started a regimen of Evening Primrose Oil and Vitamin E and have found that it has greatly reduced the fibrocystic-ness of my breasts and has eliminated alot of the pain I was having.

One of the local Dr's did a study and found that this combo has helped many of us ladies with the cysty breasts.
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Hi Marie,

Good luck to you , lol,

Tina, No appointment yet. They still haven't called me back so guess I'll have to call them again.

Jim that is funny really. I remember going with my ex for him to have that done. He was upstairs and I was downstairs in the waiting room. I can still hear him screaming, LOL. This was a young doctor, very young and think that was his first patient. LOL...But the swelling when he got home, never seen those so big. Size of grape fruits. He was in pain for over a week. Lots of ice, LOL...That's right, I find it funny. I said it happened to my ex...

Love,
Liz
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Go figure Liz. In the past month I've had a root canal and the vasectomy. Could have had pills easily. Actually the doctor gave me a script for pills after I told him no narcotics. He insisted and said "just in case". Wtf! I handed the script to my wife.

In all honesty I didn't need them. I've gotten by just fine with ibuprofen.

Jim
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LMAO JIM..

I still remember when my ex got nailed in his "balls" during a softball game, and how huge and blue they were....kinda makes me laugh but cringe also..LOL

Then my 17 yo got nailed with a lacosse stick in his last year, all he was worried about was " am I gonna be able to do it?" LMAO

yup 40 here.time to get my "roll and tucks" squished...(my hun says if I didn't roll and tuck I would be tripping...now isn't that nice.......LMAo I know he is just joking though.......he keeps those comments up he WILL be paying for a boob job.heheheh
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Well Jim, I think if you went through what my ex went through you would had ran for that script, LOL, funny thing is they didn't even offer him a script. LOL