We Think We've Got It Bad...

Heroin
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Think you're having a bad day? read on.......


Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.
A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off
the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to
control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters
with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and
emptied at the site of the forest fire.
You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next, he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket
300 feet in the air.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed; but keep reading......

Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was
dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut
and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for
an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went
down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort
them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to
right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up
the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the
toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the
shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into
the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to
his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her
husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his
trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once
again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance,
they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They
started laughing so hard, one slipped, dropping the stretcher and dumping the husband
out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.


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Wow!

That's a bad day!!!
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Here's to a good wednesday everyone
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The first story was made into a CSI episode. But I don't think he ended up dumped out of a bucket, his partner had killed him.
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Sorry Kev i had to have a twisted laugh at both incindents.......imagine yer swimming seeing all the wonderful things that mother nature has to offer and BANG youve been caught by a water dumper....and dropped from a height into a forest fire.....poor bugger.As for the bike guy...enjoying a ciggie on the bog and whoosh burnt arse and nads another poor bugger.
Thanks for the laughs......i know i shoudnt but couldnt keep it in.All the best my mucker.........Davey
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Gunshots around the corner from me right now.

Bad night!