Ya know how Robbie posted the origins of sayings? Ya ever know anybody like messed the saying up? I actually saw a comedian doing something about it. I know somebody does that all the time. Funny as s*it.
Here's one she goes:
"I'm gonna nip that in the BUTT". I go ya mean "Nip it in the BUD"? She was mad at her man anyway so I shouldn't even said it! She's like "Oh so now you're a know NOTHING". I go "No, I ain't but could I be a KNOW IT ALL?"
We start cracking up and I go "Finish this sentence" "DON'T PUT ALL YOUR EGGS..............." She goes "IN A ROW". (ennnnnnt BUZZER) I'm like "No, see that's DUCKS not eggs. Don't put all your ducks in a row or all your eggs in one basket, fool a*s girlie". We were laughing so hard she was forgetting how mad she was. I think she got disjointed thinking that's why we chelllll ya know?
"IF HE WAS SINGING FOR S*IT HE WOULDN'T GET A SMELL"
My grandmom and mom have said that one.
"IT WILL LEAVE AS QUICK AS IT CAME"
Them again my maternals say that. It's all good unless ya got the boubonic plague or something. Intervention ladies.
My grandmom and mom have said that one.
"IT WILL LEAVE AS QUICK AS IT CAME"
Them again my maternals say that. It's all good unless ya got the boubonic plague or something. Intervention ladies.
