Found this on an an old heroin post
The following has helped me understand my feelings as an addict.... one of those aha moments! (this is tongue in cheek for those of you who are having a hard time finding their funny bone)
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner
sociopath.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels
of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that
are someone else's fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I
want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over
others.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no
personality at all.
9. Joan of Arc heard voices too.
10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious,
self-righteous people around me.
11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and
complain.
12. As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward
me in many ways to keep me quiet.
13. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a
lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.
14. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to
do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice
things.
15. As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
16. All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid and disgusting
parts.
17. I am at one with my duality.
18. Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
19. Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with
imaginary fears.
20. I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th birthday.
21. I honor and express all facets of there are no sweeter words than
"I
told you so!"
23. False hope is better than no hope at all.
24. A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
25. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my
underwear in the Hollywood Cafe. Instead, I will move my computer into
the bedroom.
26. Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me a minute....I'll
find
someone.
27. Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it
worrying about the future?
28. The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the
conspiracy is working.
29. I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as
sabotage.
30. Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the
next step of blaming my parents.
31. To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look
like
I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
32. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to
learn from them.
33. Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if
he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
Hi Charmed. I've been thinking about you and wondering how you're doing. I found this post and it made me smile. Thanks. I hope everything is well with you and your still truckin'.
Luv & Hugs
Lisa V.
Luv & Hugs
Lisa V.
THANKS FOR THE BREAK-UP I LIKED # 21
MACK
Hilarious, I loved it .......Too F'n funny!!
