A Wee Joke For A Rainy Day!

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us
> when we were little...
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> Once upon a time
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> in a land far away,
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> a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess
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> happened upon a frog as she sat
> contemplating ecological issues
> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> and said: ' Elegant Lady,
> I was once a handsome prince,
> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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> One kiss from you, however,
> and I will turn back
> into the dapper young prince that I am
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> and then, my sweet, we can marry
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> and set up housekeeping in your castle
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> with my mother,
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> where you can prepare my meals,
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> clean my clothes, bear my children,
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> and forever feel
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> grateful and happy doing so.'
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> That night,
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> as the princess dined sumptuously
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> on lightly sauteed frog legs
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> seasoned in a white wine
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> and onion cream sauce,
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> she chuckled and thought to herself:
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> I don't f@ckin think so!

Linz xx
Aw Linz, that's a good one! Thanks for the chuckle and send some rain my way!
typical woman,lol,how r u buddy,hope u r both doing ok,still fun,n,games our part of the world innit.take care,lot of mexicans about,,eck..xx
Cute