'scuse Em Moi

Aight, I'm a nice person and all........straight up peacenik I am, BUT:

One more person calls me a (gasp) PADY or sends me a sparkley picture proclaiming I'm Big, Bad, and Irish......I'm gonna give them the ol' eye poke that Moe gives Curly on the Stooges.

Haaaaa, had me cracking up over here........I needed that!
Hey B- - -

Q. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

A. One less Drunk

who loves ya baby??!!!
- -jack does-


Do NOT even go there.......the Irish don't bring food to the wake. How many times did I have to hear that?

Weird, and I am meaning this. I JUST was getting off here. I didn't want to be pushy, but I figured just let me leave him one little post. I did and here ya are.

You love me, baby. I know that.

Glad you could at least laugh a little bit.
hi there bryn .are u irish ?? i didn't know .or part irish ??......................................................do u like being part one nationality-part tother ??............i'm half german and i love bein able 2 speak german and havin another outlook on thingss..
The Irish are grand, they are Bryn. Made even better by your illustrious membership, lol. Just ask Davey.

Good one Jack. I need to remember that one.

Beck
Beck, Davey is the one called me a "Pady" and I don't know what the heck that means.......I'm thinking it ain't pretty.........LOL.......thanks Beck.

Herman, where have ya been? You alright over there?

Guess what Herman I was led to believe.......rather told to say.........I am 100% German through and through............both my parents are, but not my bio father.
That was the gist of me bringing it all up..........LOL..........yes, yes I like being a "mutt" as they say because I'm what Bjork is.........LOL........the rest German.

Hey, Herman can ya give me some der kuchen? I'm a dumkopf....and my der hintern hurts.............LOL.........heaven only knows how bad I chopped up them phrases.........cake, stupid head, and behind.

My dad used to say "Ach ne schopen something or other".........shut your mouth or shut it.........something like that...........and ralschmitten........like hurry up I think..............my brother speaks German fluently though......I ain't been to the Fatherland yet..........then again what the heck is my fatherland?

Oh, American..........that's it.........I'm American........woot!
Yes it was me that put that moniker on ya Bryneen...my darlin!!!me now im like you or not...both my parents are Irish..but i was born n breed over in London and lived there most of my life....anyway back to streotypes...what was the first country to bring in a complete smoking ban in all public places no not yer Germans or French but the Irish....also we dont top the league of heavy drinkers i think the Italians have that trophy....but of course we play up to our assumed image...we wouldnt be Irish bulls***ters otherwise..now would we???
Now i see were ya get that smart mouth Bryn..lol...aint from heinrich and helga...its from Paddy Mick Murphy.Top of the bottom to ya girlie....all in good taste of course.Love ya..........Davey
hi thur , i didn't pay my bill due 2 me disagreeing 2 some charges..t*ss**s. .....that'swhy i aint been online . by the way , u won't get far with that german... l.o.l....ireland is one of them countries that surpasses it's size..a small country yet so strong in character.,,fairplay...respect..
you go girl--I just love you so much--i ALWAYS look forward to reading your osts--and you do such an awesome job of making them easy to read with your.......and spaces state your mind--you know everyones gonna ribb ya a little but in the end--youll feel better--boundaries--i have no idea what a pady is all i can think of os st. paddys day--maybe thats what he meant
Herman, Glad ya settled that with the company about your internet access.....hope it wasn't too much of a hassle.

Here's a little rant...........who am I talking to.........WHO?

Call the internet companies.......well mine anyway........I don't live in India!

Called about a problem with the phone bill........first off them automated machines I'm talking to.........first off NOW it's dial #1.........ONE for Spanish..if you don't speak Spanish you're screwed...........then I get a real person I say finally and in a nice way........very nice way........"I'm sorry, but I can not understand you as your accent is thick. Can I please speak to someone else?".
My freaking phone comany is in America...........so WHY am I talking to someone in India?.............it wasn't the person was an Inidan breaking his hinney in the States.........he's IN INDIA!

Rant over.......LOL!

Thanks Amity..........yeah I enjoy a.......don't I....dot, dot, dot!

Not sure of what Pady means either.........they're just messing with me......at least Davey didn't call me SHANTY.........don't know what it means either, but it is derogatory for sure.......LOL........cracks me up the whole thing.
wot's it with phone companys. u dial up and get a pre recorded message.." try turning ur box off at the wall , then on after 20 sec ". then u select the service u want then ," try turnin ur box off ................. ". then select the final service cos the previous one is just a sub-catagory u need and again " try turnin ur box .....aaarrrggghhh....." then after all that.. ( if u can understand the indian accent )..".you need to speak 2 billing . please hang up and dial ..... "......the cheeky buggers billed me twice for 1 month..i'm not racist ( by far ) but when ur i-rate and finaly get a human voice .then not 2 understand the fu++++........................you have 2 laugh really..
Ich spreche auch deutsch!!!

And Amity you're right...I always fing Bryn's posts really easy to read...partly the punctuation, partly the content!!!

:o)
Ohh, you're Irish Bryn.....that's why your so lovely then?




Just a slip of the finger der Bryn..my Pady...was supposed to be Paddy...in a similar vein as Mick...i know yer too high class to be called a Shanty...lacecurtain Irish is what they called any of the Irish who got out of the cities in to the burbs...in the U.S.....Bryn yer more tiedie Irish if where gonna talk fabrics.Billlybejesus.to you!.....Davey