That my posts since about mid November have been full of self pity for one thing or another. I can't believe how far I let myself sink. 3 months+ of non stop self pity or looking for one thing or another wrong in my life. Please if anyone notices this of me again could you reach through the computer screen and slap me up side the head. I have so much to be grateful for but some how over the last few months I have forgotten. I am embarassed. Just throwing this out there to catch myself. I have had alot of luck/ good things come into my life since the drama of the past. It didn't happen by me dwelling on all the bad stuff. Did I sound wine-y? Don't let me do that to myself. Thank you for all your support life is good. I need to remember that.
Love,
Jane
LMAO!! Danny I was searching all over for that picture to post to Jane. I am glad you found it. Great minds think alike. LOL
Awe Jane we slapped you through the computer. LOL I'm sorry. You can slap us back. Here is my face real close to the screen:-0) Go ahead slap me silly!
Seriously, you've had a lot happen in the past couple years. You have good reason to vent a little here and there``. Don't apologize to any of us. People talk about everything on this board. Some things just shouldn't be kept inside.
You do have SO MUCH to be thankful for, your right! Hoping this is a good year for you.
Happy Tuesday!
Rae
Subject: garage open
BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP.
HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED OVER HER DESK HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID
YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO BOSS I DIDN'T...ALL I
SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."
Awe Jane we slapped you through the computer. LOL I'm sorry. You can slap us back. Here is my face real close to the screen:-0) Go ahead slap me silly!
Seriously, you've had a lot happen in the past couple years. You have good reason to vent a little here and there``. Don't apologize to any of us. People talk about everything on this board. Some things just shouldn't be kept inside.
You do have SO MUCH to be thankful for, your right! Hoping this is a good year for you.
Happy Tuesday!
Rae
Subject: garage open
BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP.
HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED OVER HER DESK HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID
YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO BOSS I DIDN'T...ALL I
SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."
LMAO...Thanks I needed that. Leave it up to you Bull.
Rae- I was venting yes and probably needed a little off my chest ...even though I would mine a little more on my chest. LOL But still that is one of my biggest character flaws...Feeling really sorry for myself when nothing is in fact wrong.
Good joke. You guys are the best I really feel like laughing it off.
Love,
Jane
Rae- I was venting yes and probably needed a little off my chest ...even though I would mine a little more on my chest. LOL But still that is one of my biggest character flaws...Feeling really sorry for myself when nothing is in fact wrong.
Good joke. You guys are the best I really feel like laughing it off.
Love,
Jane
Here is one more chuckle Jane
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 300 million people happy."
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 300 million people happy."
WA WA WA....LOL
golf clap
golf clap
What did one fly say to the other fly?
Hey your mans open!
Hi Janey!!! OMG....women stop being so hard on yourself...your human and your allowed to feel! Isn't it wonderful...to feel..even the bad stuff! Your doing great and you are my inspiration:)
ok..one more...I know I know...there bad..but remember most of my communication these past months has been with a five year old...
What did the guy say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill?
Look, here comes an elephant over the hill!
What did the guy say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Look, here come an elephant over the hill wearing sunglasses!
Nope....he didn't recognize him!!!
Ok...going back to work....that was really bad...hee heee heee
Hey your mans open!
Hi Janey!!! OMG....women stop being so hard on yourself...your human and your allowed to feel! Isn't it wonderful...to feel..even the bad stuff! Your doing great and you are my inspiration:)
ok..one more...I know I know...there bad..but remember most of my communication these past months has been with a five year old...
What did the guy say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill?
Look, here comes an elephant over the hill!
What did the guy say when he saw the elephant coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Look, here come an elephant over the hill wearing sunglasses!
Nope....he didn't recognize him!!!
Ok...going back to work....that was really bad...hee heee heee
Jane I just got back on but I did not read anything that sounded whiny in your post you were just sharing your life and thats a good thing. I for one look forward to reading posts from you and cowgirl alicap red Tim Iola and L just to name a few, because whether you guys are in recovery or in active addiction I learn somehting from each and every one of you so keep posting no matter what your friends want to hear whats going on with you.
Roxy
Roxy
You just be as whinny as you need to be. We all have our days and how wonderful that you feel safe enough to reach out and share with people. I for one, look for your posts and hear things that I need to hear. You help me so much, more than you'll ever know. xxxooo
((((((((((((((((jane)))))))))))))))))))))
its nice to have people to share lifes up's and down's............
love u
thumper
its nice to have people to share lifes up's and down's............
love u
thumper
JANE!!!! honey i will do you one better, i will come over there and slap ya in person how is that......................
guys i'm working on getting her of her pitty pot promise!!!!
pants
guys i'm working on getting her of her pitty pot promise!!!!
pants
