F*** You Guys R Boring!

Prove me wrong!
Some guy tried to beat me up because the Eagles LOST and I was wearing a Romo jersey and a Dallas jacket. So I kicked his a*s.

Oh wait you're from Canada. None of that made sense.

I got a job as a stripper last night and met a millionaire in the club. He proposed and I'm going on his yacht.

I gotta go. Gotta look for a wedding gown.

HAHAHA

What's a matter, Mike? Ain't that boredom thing awful? Here, I'll send my mom over to you and you can take care of her. Trust me you won't be bored. You'll be locked up for muzzling an old lady. Then I'll send my kid over. The condescending type with a cocky look on an angelic face. She knows more than other people no matter what age. Then you'll get locked up again for well slapping yourself in the head twenty times while screaming "Are ya kidding me? Who ya think taught ya to read at the age of two?"

Never gets boring. Feel better.
Condescending with a cocky look! HAH,Im lovin it,I raised a couple like that.Mouth open ALL the time.Always right. God love her.Shes now a 31 yr old math and science teacher.Good girl(now)!Gotta love her even if she thought i was an a****** until she was about 21 or so. That was all part of my 1st marriage,chaulk another 1 up to drugs. My son would be thinking what my daughter would say. He's now a marine recon sergeant.Id like to think of it as good genes-except for maybe that addicted one...but anyway,Im new here and since sometimes I've fought with my twisted (addicted) thinking as if I was @ war,let me quote Robin Williams and say "Good Morning Vietnam!" I hope that lightens someones day. God Bless
Sorry my friend- - but the days of me trying to prove my character, or character flaws are pretty much over.

It I am boring, all I can do is hope that Ill be accepted as a boring person.

I think is hard to express our true personalities on a board like this, so many otherwise exciting, full of life people, come across as boring--maybe after a lifetime of exciting shi*, gone bad- they would just rather come off as boring.(which sometimes gets mistaken for being humble)

I admit some of the most un-boring sh*t in my life >I happened to do when I was hustling cash and in an active addiction. So if thats the case , I guess I can live with the boring moniker for awhile.

best regards-as always
jack