Im sure most of you have read this before,but for the few who havent...its worth the read,lol.
Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW
Barbie dolls
to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more
realistic...
Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames
in six
wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of
Vogue
and Martha Stewart Living.
Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn
beet red
while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with
handheld
fan and tiny tissues.
Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers
grow.
Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with
tummy-support panels are included.
Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely
taken
their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the
pumice
stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines
with a
tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
age-blasting
cosmetics.
Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really
paying off
as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and
Ken, Jr..
Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with
doughnut
holes and fruit punch.
Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change,
and
Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with
Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa
Valley to
open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car,
and
Ken's boat.
Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the
ultimate
party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and
sober,
she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big
Book
and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes,
forgets
where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken
sitting on
the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with
Depends
and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your
Inner
Self" is included.
Too funny Kim....quite a few of those fit this chickie!
Boy do i hear ya Janet,lol!~KIM
that was really good! i can relate to a lot of that too! k-9/jewls
Oh, yeah! Do I hear the cheers? How about hearing aid Barbie since she went to so many of those rock concerts at 1 million decibels and blasted her hearing until she went deaf?
how cute....................kim.....
