HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bum outta a baloney sandwich.
You are going to be like Chickie, you kidding me? Should we start jogging?
That was funny about the goldfish too.
Ya know I was wondering about our "S" and how she's been? How's her sister? I don't like to get too newsy.
Yes it's been raining here. Well, Monday bad. Like nuts rain. Pouring. Oddly I love that, but found it all too depressing the other day. Well, Spring does that to folks.
Gimme that sandwich.
BTW, this is how street I am. First time in rehab one of the women after a meeting says to me "Whoa, look at these males they about bum rushed you". I had no idea what that meant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Thank goodness some guy from my immediate neighborhood took me under his wing in there.
Gimme a sandwich. We're not growing old. We already are old. Who cares? Don't listen to Tina anyway.
T-Slice, love ya.
If someone could set me up with an HBO special with a bunch of Bryns in the crowd , Id start a career in Stand -up. Glad I can add a little humor to a drug addiction board
Then again, addicts have a different kind of humor than most.
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Jesus sees that planet earth is going down the drain because so many people use something called drugs. So he has to know about this kind of stuff so he calls all the Apostles and tells them that they have to go down to earth to see for themselves what is going on and then go back to Heaven and report to Jesus...
The Apostles go to different places on earth and after some time they come back to report what they saw. John comes and Jesus asks him "What did you find?" John: "I've got some funny stuff, that's called marijuana..." Jesus: "Oh yeah? Let me try it..." he tries it and... "Hey dudes, the music sounds so great!"
Then Paul comes with some heroin... Jesus tries it and goes "Wow, I'm feeling warm and full of energy, but sleepy too
Then comes Peter with some LSD and Jesus says "My hands... they look soo... strange".
He tries all kinds of dope from each and every one of the Apostles and in the end he welcomes Judas with a huge stoned smile...
"Sooooo..... Judas ..... my ..... brother" he says, "What did .... you bring?"
Judas: "Errr... I brought ... the cops!"
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OK OK- moderaters I wont do it again, Im just trying to get a gig-dont ban me
love
jack
Then again, addicts have a different kind of humor than most.
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Jesus sees that planet earth is going down the drain because so many people use something called drugs. So he has to know about this kind of stuff so he calls all the Apostles and tells them that they have to go down to earth to see for themselves what is going on and then go back to Heaven and report to Jesus...
The Apostles go to different places on earth and after some time they come back to report what they saw. John comes and Jesus asks him "What did you find?" John: "I've got some funny stuff, that's called marijuana..." Jesus: "Oh yeah? Let me try it..." he tries it and... "Hey dudes, the music sounds so great!"
Then Paul comes with some heroin... Jesus tries it and goes "Wow, I'm feeling warm and full of energy, but sleepy too
Then comes Peter with some LSD and Jesus says "My hands... they look soo... strange".
He tries all kinds of dope from each and every one of the Apostles and in the end he welcomes Judas with a huge stoned smile...
"Sooooo..... Judas ..... my ..... brother" he says, "What did .... you bring?"
Judas: "Errr... I brought ... the cops!"
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OK OK- moderaters I wont do it again, Im just trying to get a gig-dont ban me
love
jack
Hashahahahahah. I love your sense of humor. You must be Irish
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