Is it the planetary influence or what...............full moon.........AND this time of year the veil is thinnest between this world and those crossed over.
So yeah blame all that, but we're all a bit down so share something funny. If ya want I mean.
K, at lunch my friend and I years back used to go into this naughty shop.........it was called "The Pleasure Chest"............we'd have our tuna salad and say "Let's go crack up".............ohhhhhhhh and this was way before I'd have even dreamed up such things exist..........however they had like very high quality lingire and stuff actually...........so we weren't that weird, and no we were not together..........Girls Gone Wild was not even preconceived then.
So, here's this wall with all these leather things.........I mean some really wild stuff.........messing with Davey had me recall this.........they had a number next to them so ya could request which one ya'd like to see.
Well, out of the tiny dressing room comes this older gentleman..........Brooks Brothers suit.........custom shirt..........all tailored...........and on his HEAD......on his HEAD he's got a pair of leather underwears........I kid you not.....on his dang HEAD..............and he's serious and asks the clerk what he thinks.............and Lord knows if they knew eachother like through the lifestyle but he kind of rearranged them on the guys head..............and said they were very sexy.............and the cat looks in the mirror..........and says "Yes I'll take three pair".
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm open minded, but my girlfriend and I were like "Let's scram before they tie us up or something".............all the rest of the day at work we would just look at eachother and crack up.
Funny to us, but probably not to that man.
Hmmmm....what made you think of that after all this time?...Inquiring minds want to know....
I had a total visual going there with the bondage panties on the head =). There's a place like that about fifteen minutes from here in the oddest most suburban area. All blacked-out windows and the like. I've not been in, but the parking lot sure looks busy - doesn't matter what time I drive by.
I had a total visual going there with the bondage panties on the head =). There's a place like that about fifteen minutes from here in the oddest most suburban area. All blacked-out windows and the like. I've not been in, but the parking lot sure looks busy - doesn't matter what time I drive by.
Its the stripper thing isnt itall talking about pasties and then now to the pleasure chest
You trying to work something out in your head, give mom something to chat about
LMAOI know I am badpunish me, leather whips might workoh now I am really laughing
I am sorry payback definitely allowed
The specialty stores ( like that wording, smut shops might be more fitting ) , oh what fun to stroll through them checking things out, asking innocently how something works to get a full in detailed answer all very seriously and the people watching.
So do tell how do you think them panties looked????
Love Yah!
You trying to work something out in your head, give mom something to chat about
LMAOI know I am badpunish me, leather whips might workoh now I am really laughing
I am sorry payback definitely allowed
The specialty stores ( like that wording, smut shops might be more fitting ) , oh what fun to stroll through them checking things out, asking innocently how something works to get a full in detailed answer all very seriously and the people watching.
So do tell how do you think them panties looked????
Love Yah!
Oh I always check out the naughty shops!!! I'm gutted tonight coz I thought I'd get a chance to go out in my bondage boots, fishnets and basque. My local - just a little backstreet Welsh speaking pub it is - have really gone to town this halloween. Decorated the whole place like a dungeon, full of skeletons, witches, spiders and stuff. They even got a real coffin propped up next to the bar. And I so so badly wanted to go out and get a bit of R and R. Everybody is dressing up and getting ready to go out. But I can't get a sitter on a Saturday night, so I'm stuck in the house, just me and the little one. With nothing but a few cans of Carling and 14oz of super skunk (I kid you not) for company. I'd love to get totally hammered, coz I ain't even had a swift half at lunch for months. But I've got to stay sober, coz I'm on mammy duty, as always. God knows I love that kid, but I'd love to have a night off once in a while...
So my kinky boots and sexy biaaaatch gear stay stuffed in the wardrobe, and I will sit and answer the door to trick or treaters all night. I bought a jumbo pack of sweets and lollies, so some better call or I'll end up eating them all out of self pity...
Poor poor Diff...
love
Diff xxx
So my kinky boots and sexy biaaaatch gear stay stuffed in the wardrobe, and I will sit and answer the door to trick or treaters all night. I bought a jumbo pack of sweets and lollies, so some better call or I'll end up eating them all out of self pity...
Poor poor Diff...
love
Diff xxx
