Goodmorning Everyone........

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Goodmorning,
God has blessed me with another day. Life is good. I hope everyone has a good day today. Tonight I'm going to an anniversary meeting with my wife at her home group. Food, Fun, & Fellowship!!
It's normally a womens meeting, but, tonight everyone is welcome. I'm looking foward to showing everyone what a liar she is and how wonderful I really am!!
lol....Just Kidding!
It's been a real busy week. I'm looking foward to getting out tonight alone with my wife. My folks are taking the kids. Now if I can just talk them into keeping them for the weekend!! lol
Being clean and sober is truley wonderful! My youngest daughter will enter her poem in a contest today. It's really good. My oldest just performed again the other night with her school jazz band. Those kids are great. Well, enough about me.........Heres your joke for today..............
Have a great day everyone............Take care............God bless..........Bob

>A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry.
>He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of
>$5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
>
>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
>salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and
>dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
>to
>be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>The man was impressed.
>
>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
>new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
>clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all
>the money on him because she loves him so much.
>Again, the man is impressed.
>
>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
>times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
>remainder in a joint account. She tell him that she want to save for their
>future because she loves him so much.
>Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
>with the money he'd given her.
>
>Then, he married the one with the biggest tits. Men are like
>that you know.

lol...........................Take care........................................................Bob
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too much - what a wonderful thing to read first thing if my miserable morning - THANK YOU - too funny - i especially liked the part of showing what a liar your wife is! I just read a book on nurturing and feeding your husband by Dr. Laura and i realized i do sometimes treat strangers better than my husband. Not a good thing - hate to admit it - was a real eye opener for me. Good that you are feeling so great. still weaning on this end but doing as planned so i accept that for today.
have agreat time tonight - the ladies will love you!!!
crystal
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Ouch, Bob! that one hurt! Lol!!
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Good Morning Bob,
LOLOLOL, great way to get up. Have a great time tonight. What talented kids you have, well raised I guess lololo. Have a great day, thanks for the LAUGH!!! Best Wishes
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hehehehehehe
good morning my friend!
love ya,
ladybug