On these home shopping networks......how oh how do these people talk about one item for two hours.
Seriously.
I'd love to be able to take one item like say a ring........and sell it to ya......by going on about it for hours.......one lil thing.
Amazing.
I made this post to keep our minds off of awful stuff.......so I hope somebody says it real loud so I can hear ya........Bryn is nutzzzzzzzzz.....she's a pain....girl, got rocks in the head.
Dear Brynn,
I am brand new to replying to anyone on this site, but have been reading for over two years, and have followed many tragedies and along with a few miracles,
and I just wanted you to know, that I think you are a wonderful person, and love to read all your other topic subjects, and how you can make a bad day turn around just by reading your colorful descriptions on life in general....keep up the good work, because sometimes one's own life might feel like crap, but you have a way of cheering up people you don't even know exist.
I am brand new to replying to anyone on this site, but have been reading for over two years, and have followed many tragedies and along with a few miracles,
and I just wanted you to know, that I think you are a wonderful person, and love to read all your other topic subjects, and how you can make a bad day turn around just by reading your colorful descriptions on life in general....keep up the good work, because sometimes one's own life might feel like crap, but you have a way of cheering up people you don't even know exist.
Bryn
You are crazy girl.. But I wouldn't want you any other way!!!! I feel like I am in that boat with you on occasion.. A little off my rocker so to speak... It must be our minds defense system that does that.. Girl your post I always have to read cause you have a way of brightening my spirts and you are very wise as well.. I love to open a post that has these silly little things in them such as this one about the shopping network.. It brought a smile to my face, amazing how that can be done.. Its nice to sometimes take a break from the norm, Thanks for doing that Bryn!!!!
You are crazy girl.. But I wouldn't want you any other way!!!! I feel like I am in that boat with you on occasion.. A little off my rocker so to speak... It must be our minds defense system that does that.. Girl your post I always have to read cause you have a way of brightening my spirts and you are very wise as well.. I love to open a post that has these silly little things in them such as this one about the shopping network.. It brought a smile to my face, amazing how that can be done.. Its nice to sometimes take a break from the norm, Thanks for doing that Bryn!!!!
Oke doKey Bryn, you asked for it:
BRYN IS NUTZZZZZ
SHE IS OFF HER ROCKER
She is also a good friend to more people than she can ever realize
She is smart
She is funny
She is sympathetic
She is real.
She is someone who has been through a lot and can see both sides of life
She is wise beyoned her years
She is needed
she is admired
She is loved.
rita
BRYN IS NUTZZZZZ
SHE IS OFF HER ROCKER
She is also a good friend to more people than she can ever realize
She is smart
She is funny
She is sympathetic
She is real.
She is someone who has been through a lot and can see both sides of life
She is wise beyoned her years
She is needed
she is admired
She is loved.
rita
Stop it!
How very sweet..........you guys are kind.
Bystander, welcome and that's good to know we can all laugh at something at least, right?
Boggsy you ain't nuts.......LOL.........but if ya wanna be than ya can........LOL!
Naw, you're doing good, honey.
Rita, thank you.........it's so nice to hear them words......specially when I'm having an anxiety attack........so I will say this......................................
"Hi my name is Sparkles and I'll be your host for this evening" You won't want to miss this. Oh, if ya do shame on ya cause we only have five million of these left. Oh, what is it? It's a super-de-duper doggie dish. That's right and you ain't gonna get a dog dish like this ANYWHERE else in the world.
It's 24kt gold overlay with ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, hello caller. You say you've purchased this bowl and eat out of it yourself? Oh indeed, because it's of the best quality not only for a dog treat, but for a human as well.
We'll gladly monogram your name on this bowl. For a mere $75.00 this is a steal and will make a great present for all your friends, boss, wife, and heck the crossing safety at the kids school.
Hurry now we only got FIVE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello caller you are a lonely, shut-in who thinks I am your best friend? Well, I ain't I am a pusher of all things home shopping and I will fill your loneliness for a mere $500.00 in purchases, and no I ain't inviting ya to my house for Christmas.
Sparkle just wants to seel ya something.
Best is when they pull out a ruler and measure the thing.
How very sweet..........you guys are kind.
Bystander, welcome and that's good to know we can all laugh at something at least, right?
Boggsy you ain't nuts.......LOL.........but if ya wanna be than ya can........LOL!
Naw, you're doing good, honey.
Rita, thank you.........it's so nice to hear them words......specially when I'm having an anxiety attack........so I will say this......................................
"Hi my name is Sparkles and I'll be your host for this evening" You won't want to miss this. Oh, if ya do shame on ya cause we only have five million of these left. Oh, what is it? It's a super-de-duper doggie dish. That's right and you ain't gonna get a dog dish like this ANYWHERE else in the world.
It's 24kt gold overlay with ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, hello caller. You say you've purchased this bowl and eat out of it yourself? Oh indeed, because it's of the best quality not only for a dog treat, but for a human as well.
We'll gladly monogram your name on this bowl. For a mere $75.00 this is a steal and will make a great present for all your friends, boss, wife, and heck the crossing safety at the kids school.
Hurry now we only got FIVE LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello caller you are a lonely, shut-in who thinks I am your best friend? Well, I ain't I am a pusher of all things home shopping and I will fill your loneliness for a mere $500.00 in purchases, and no I ain't inviting ya to my house for Christmas.
Sparkle just wants to seel ya something.
Best is when they pull out a ruler and measure the thing.
oh you are too funny Bryn.
I gotta relate on the measuring thing. I was at the store today and wanted to buy a new toilet seat, now who knew that there was the regular and the elongated...well, I was smart, I measured the toilet seat at home, and sure, there's nobody around for miles, so I asked these 2 guys, "do ya think this is 17 inches?" Well, we girls all know ya never ask a guy measurements, cause 6 inches is 9 inches to them...LOL. I'm looking around for someone in the dept and of course nobody around. So one of the guys says, "has to be a yardstick around". Sure enough, I look to my left and there's a display of yardsticks. So I measure the thing, turns out I have the e-long-gated toilet. But hell, do ya think I can remember if it's white or beige!
Anyway, I ruined the first one, note to everyone, you don't leave that "the works" toilet cleaner on the seat, it eats it up. So my poor kid has to sit down on a grainy seat, feels like sandpaper. HAHAHA!
I gotta relate on the measuring thing. I was at the store today and wanted to buy a new toilet seat, now who knew that there was the regular and the elongated...well, I was smart, I measured the toilet seat at home, and sure, there's nobody around for miles, so I asked these 2 guys, "do ya think this is 17 inches?" Well, we girls all know ya never ask a guy measurements, cause 6 inches is 9 inches to them...LOL. I'm looking around for someone in the dept and of course nobody around. So one of the guys says, "has to be a yardstick around". Sure enough, I look to my left and there's a display of yardsticks. So I measure the thing, turns out I have the e-long-gated toilet. But hell, do ya think I can remember if it's white or beige!
Anyway, I ruined the first one, note to everyone, you don't leave that "the works" toilet cleaner on the seat, it eats it up. So my poor kid has to sit down on a grainy seat, feels like sandpaper. HAHAHA!
WELL SPARKLES COULD HAVE SOLD ME ONE THEN FOR SURE THE MOMOGRAM ITSELF WOULD HAVE HOOK LINE AND SINKERED ME... LOL
BRYN YOU ARE A HOOT GIRL... I LAUGHED SO HARD ABOUT THAT SPARKLES THING THAT EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE WAS ASKING ME WHAT THE HELL I WAS DOING.. THEY ALL STARTED COMING AROUND LIKE I HAD LOST MY MIND. I WAS TRYING TO HOLD IT IN AND THEN IT JUST ALL CAME OUT AND IT WAS UNCONTROLABLE... LOL IT EVEN BROUGHT THE LAUGHTER TEARS TO ME THEN THE URGE TO PEE....(MAYBE THAT WAS A BIT TO MUCH INFO) LOL THAT WAS GOOD!!!!! I HAVE NOT DONE THAT IN A LONG TIME.. BRYN LET ME KNOW WHAT I OWE YOU FOR THAT SERVICE THAT WAS PRICELESS TO ME....
KRISTI
BRYN YOU ARE A HOOT GIRL... I LAUGHED SO HARD ABOUT THAT SPARKLES THING THAT EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE WAS ASKING ME WHAT THE HELL I WAS DOING.. THEY ALL STARTED COMING AROUND LIKE I HAD LOST MY MIND. I WAS TRYING TO HOLD IT IN AND THEN IT JUST ALL CAME OUT AND IT WAS UNCONTROLABLE... LOL IT EVEN BROUGHT THE LAUGHTER TEARS TO ME THEN THE URGE TO PEE....(MAYBE THAT WAS A BIT TO MUCH INFO) LOL THAT WAS GOOD!!!!! I HAVE NOT DONE THAT IN A LONG TIME.. BRYN LET ME KNOW WHAT I OWE YOU FOR THAT SERVICE THAT WAS PRICELESS TO ME....
KRISTI
Oh great! (eyes rolling).............do we have to call ya Sparkles now?
rita
rita
SPARKLES PLENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's my name, not Janet's toilet seat........thanks Rita.
Boggsy ya have to have the laughing tears.......ya have to.....cleanses ya and you have been through it as we say........tinkle away.......next I'll be selling ya designer adult undies made for laughing.
Janet, where on this planet do ya live.........."At least about a yard stick, Ma'am"
Elongated..........what????????? Awww, the little's gotta sit on a straight up cleaned until I took the paint off Janet toilet seat........hey, it's mighty clean.
I quite enjoy hearing about the men in your parts.........do they tip their hats?
Best is ya start cracking up ya ruined your toilet seat..........hey, y'all ya all is lucky ya got a toilet is what I'd be saying.........HAHAHAHA!
For real these home shopping people I mean they are like a cartoon charachter.....the interaction between the host and the person selling their stuff rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't it like if the person selling their stuff said "This thing is a piece of junkola and it stinks"..............Sparkles be like "Oh it does stink, peee ewwww, ya can't get a stinkier stink and oh it sure is a hunk of junk like no junk ya ever did see.............you guys think I'm funny........you were around my brother for an hour.................he's a one man show..........only sophisticated..
We're the SPARKLE FAMILY.............Marie Osmond and them brothers got nuttin on us.
That's my name, not Janet's toilet seat........thanks Rita.
Boggsy ya have to have the laughing tears.......ya have to.....cleanses ya and you have been through it as we say........tinkle away.......next I'll be selling ya designer adult undies made for laughing.
Janet, where on this planet do ya live.........."At least about a yard stick, Ma'am"
Elongated..........what????????? Awww, the little's gotta sit on a straight up cleaned until I took the paint off Janet toilet seat........hey, it's mighty clean.
I quite enjoy hearing about the men in your parts.........do they tip their hats?
Best is ya start cracking up ya ruined your toilet seat..........hey, y'all ya all is lucky ya got a toilet is what I'd be saying.........HAHAHAHA!
For real these home shopping people I mean they are like a cartoon charachter.....the interaction between the host and the person selling their stuff rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ain't it like if the person selling their stuff said "This thing is a piece of junkola and it stinks"..............Sparkles be like "Oh it does stink, peee ewwww, ya can't get a stinkier stink and oh it sure is a hunk of junk like no junk ya ever did see.............you guys think I'm funny........you were around my brother for an hour.................he's a one man show..........only sophisticated..
We're the SPARKLE FAMILY.............Marie Osmond and them brothers got nuttin on us.
