A drunk wanders into a Baptism service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble into the water and stands next to the Minister.
The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked." No, I didn't!" said the drunk. The Minister then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?" "No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!" The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Special Thanks to B.R.O. for this one
Happy holidays -
I dont post on this forum to much- but of course I read thru some of the posts -
Alcohol plays such a big part of the holiday party scene,I want to say ,you guys deserve much respect.
If I were to see bags of heroin at every party I went to ,I cant imagine how difficult it would be.
At our company party the other day I began to think how difficult it must be to stay away from people,places ,and things with this DOC.
Bless you all- and happiest of holidays!
jack
Hello Jack.
Thanks for the laugh.and your heart felt words Have a Christmas that is Happy, Joyous & Free.
God Bless from Sydney Australia.
LionelC
Thanks for the laugh.and your heart felt words Have a Christmas that is Happy, Joyous & Free.
God Bless from Sydney Australia.
LionelC
