How About Roll Call?

How is everyone?

Robbie, Davey, Shirley (kidnapped), Corrinne, and well everybody.

Jack I'm sure left for work already, Diff is busy being a mommy, Zero Girl is busy being a mommy, Tres is busy being a mommy, nurse, Doctor, waitress, therapist, counselor, and Glama to be.

GYAC, he's probably at a concert. He's got ins with big star musicians.

Tin Man, you best hit a sister up some time today.

If I left anyone out I am sorry. I'm off my loop lately. Well, all the time, but worse now.
I'm here! Still don't have my pc hooked up. I'm having problems. (as usual) You have to cross a wooden bridge to get to the house we rented here...and guess what?? The bridge broke!!! I must be the queen of bad breaks!! I'm way overdue for some good luck. I should win the lottery after all this!
Oh Shirley........I'm laughing my a*s off.

I'm so sorry.......but that's wild.......a wooden bridge? Like a covered one?

Lady, you ain't got a black cloud. You're the funniest person ever.

Glad you're O.K. though. Thanks for checking in. Best hammer that thing back up. Shirley, you still in them Appalachin's? Sounds like Madison County.
B

Im getting way to predictable- - In my old age - you know my schedule-
Drink at 5- put coffee on- get ready for work- out the door at 730

oh well,
jack
A real wooden bridge "i thought those were only in movies" lol. Honest in real life i've never seen one.
Well, I'm going nuts with three kids here. Rob "my fiance" went to Tennessee with his dad on a fishing trip. My mom had cancer surgery today and it's my boy's 11th birthday. I have to take the kids to and from school about 40 min drive each way. I've not had my older kids a full week in the last 22 months. Man they are insane stressful. It's worse with Rob gone and the baby here to. I'm doing like the single mom to three kids thing they are 4 months, 9 years and 11. I like them being here i don't remember them being so darn messy lol. Everytime I leave a room it looks diffrent 2 mins later. I've gotton real anal about having a clean house after i got sober. Robbie thinks he needs constant attention and he's getting a tooth "ughh". I'll have the kids alll next week to while they are outta school for spring break, It's gonnna take some adjustments i'm real use to having free time i won't be seeing any of that. Right now my 11 year old is yellling to get on the P.C. I wish Rob was here so I could take 30 mins off duty.
What up B&Co.,
B....not till next month...... Me'Shell Ndegeocello on the 3rd and Eric Roberson(stay tuned for pic's) on the 5th at the 9:30 Club and the best part.....both tickets are free(LOL)! All is well on this end as I hope all is well on yours and everybody elses! Corrinne is on tour with Blue October..... LOL.....kidding.....she attendend there show this weekend so I trust she is still on cloud 9, 10, and 11.

PEACE!
D!
Hey, Bryn, I am tardy for rollcall...with no good excuse as I do not have kids to chase around nor do I have a broken wood bridge to my front door. Though THE GIT is right...I was touring with Blue October this weekend (though they didn't know it). Two great concerts in Hollywood..got to meet the violin player's mom, got to see Rene Russo and Josh Grobin, got to hang out with Brittany and my pals, and got the Best Blue October show ever, as their families were there from Texas and they got their Platinum Album and they ROCKED THE HOUSE and played EVERY song I've been dying to hear live. If they come to your town....YOU BETTER GO!!!! Sadly though, the whole weekend EXHAUSTED me...I'm way too old for weekend concerts..still feel worn out. But it was worth it. Until next rollcall, behave yourselves...especially YOU GIT.
This coming from the ringmaster herself.........2FF!
oh, pleeeeeezzzzzeeee, Git. I'm not the one soaking in Aveno, blasting the stereo, fighting with people in the cue, needing to go to a meeting to control my shopping habits, spending thousands on new music weekly, or have the hook-up to more concerts than you can shake a stick at (for lack of a better..whatever that word is for what I just said). Behave is my middle name.
Brace yourself.....for once I have no (smart)reply............! EXCEPT ALOT of the music is free to.....but as for the rest.....so much for having no reply...2FF!
Don't let him kid you, folks....he's got a reply for EVERYTHING. He just emailed me....and I can't even post his reply here. Let's just say he basically called me an old fat a--. you know it's true, git.
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Corrinee is a groupie.....nanny nanny booh booh.......sounds like it was awesome Corrinne.....I definately will go if they tour here.....I take your word.

I find it hard to believe GYAC would call ya a fat a*s.........so here ya got to meet some of the mom's of the musicians......good in, Corr's.

Glad ya had an awesome time.

Ummm,. GYAC soaks in Avenno????? Dude that clogs your drain........I know for a fact as I was an Aveeno addict.......I LOVE that stuff.

Yo, try GOATS MILK products.........good stuff, BUT the best EVER is "Dresdener Bath Salts"........their obviously from Germany......you can get them here for $3.99 a pack..........take it from a spa girlie that they are awesome.......only thing is in Germany......they cost $.99 cents.....what can ya do though.......one needs a lavendar or citrus bath ya pay the $3.99.

Tardy is right, Corrinne.......we been doing this for days now.....you're excused cause ya were on tour.......LOL......otherwise we're finding out where everyone's at.........GYAC STOP calling Corr's a fat a*s, O.K.?

Glad ya all checked in.....you guys are my rock.
Corrinne.....For the record: WHOM CALLED WHOM A GIT FIRST.......well.......well........................WELLLLLLLLLLLL: CASE CLOSED.....Ringmaster! How dare you give Bryn the impression that I would say such a horrible....horrible..........................horrible thing.....shame on you! By the way Corrinne:YGM(LOL)!

B,
Since we are trading INTEL check out Carol's Daughter products........YOU WILL BE HOOKED! ALSO......Corrinne is the one to watch....TRUST ME(LOL)!
Git, you know, I could easily give a shout to hurt dad and he'd tell me
how to copy and paste. True enough, I called you a Git first...lucky I didn't get banned. Are you and Bryn going on about more soaking products??? Got anything that shrinks the arse????
That was an amusing interlude - reminded me that there is life beyond nappy changes, feeds and attempting to fit in the housework. It took me until 2.30 this avo to make the bed and eat breakfast. Then I got roped into helping my boyfriend fix his outboard motor - I've got mechanical aptitude you know...

When I was pregnant, I couldn't wait to a) get roaring drunk, and b) smoke a big fat joint (maybe I shouldn't be confessing to such desires on an addictions site) and guess what - two weeks on and I still haven't done either. I poured myself a glass of wine last night but never got a chance to drink it. I ended up putting it back in the fridge, and it's still there. But hey, I booked our flights to the Isle of Man in May. 100 years of the TT this year, and it's going to be big. Maybe I'll even get a chance to see a few bands. The Stranglers and The Who are there this year. I looked to see who was playing on my birthday (June 1st) but it was only Ronan Keating and McFly, so I'll probably give that a miss! Saw Lou Reed there last year - that was pretty awesome. I got a friend over there who works as a masseuse in the film industry and she gets hired by all the big acts, so if I smile sweetly enough she can normally wrangle it so I get to meet some of the rich and famous. Rowanne was conceived on the Isle of Man, and she's got a load of people who are dying to meet her, so I'm going to enjoy taking her over.

And Z-G, what is it with men and fishing? My boyfriend, he fishes for a living, but what does he do in his spare time? Go fishing! He went today, but he was back before I got up - I got such a good baby - she lay in the bed next to me, stroking my back, no less, whilst I had a lie in. She doesn't even cry when she wakes up, she just lies there looking round the room, with this nosey expression on her face. She's so curious about everything, and looks so beautiful, and sweet when she's looking around her, all wide eyed and gorgeous. Her eyes have turned brown already. God, I love the bones of her... She has brought me so much happiness. Even her horrible daddy is totally smitten by her - I've caught him standing there watching her sleep more than once. She could melt the hardest heart...

OK, that's my roll call answered!

Love

Diff xxxxxx
I could teach you how to cut and paste but there would be no proof that you actually cut and pasted. You could have just typed it in. ;>)

Got your back GYAC. Can't let the ladies gang up on us.
SH-T, Hurt Dad, you're killing me here. You were my Ace in the hole. I know you know there's some sort of ISP numbers or something that would prove it...
Come on, I'll buy you a PLANT!!!

Git, You lucky Sod. For now you're safe...but not for long. I'll think of something else.
Corrinne,
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......FLAT on your face. Have you not yet learned....will you ever!?! See you the next time round(LOL)!

HD,
I am getting a plant in your honor this weekend sir!
Whoa, Roll Call turned into a battle of the sexes.....I think we win because we got Diff.......new mommy's win hands down...so take that Hurt Dad, and GYAC.

Big D, yeah I saw that woman on TV with her lotions and all.....I'd love that Shea Souflee.....I'd also love that big a*s tub she got......anything with lavendar is on my list....personally I do the DRESDNER BATH SALTS....they rock at a mere $3.99 a pack cept ya can get them in Germany for $.99 so knowing that it kind of takes the relaxation out of the soak......thanks for the heads up.

Yeah, Corr's......I thought ya was a roadie now......shrinking of the arse now that'd require seran wrap......you just keep the West Coast moving lady. You're our voice of the "stars"......our all things cool and laid back.....and learning to copy and paste you need not......you just rule no matter, babes.