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Hello my friends, all of you. I've missed each and every one of you so much. I didn't want to burden you with my problems. I don't want to bring you wonderful people down on Christmas day! Lets just say i've been a little unwell but i'll be ok, and no it wasnt drug sick if you want to know ask, but just not today ok?
Anyhoo we had christmas at my home this year though ma wee ma was the one cooking up a storm! I swear my mum would be an amazing drugs courier ,god forgive me,! Ido keep a well stocked fridge/freezer/pantry but as ive said before ive got a squad of brothers who can all eat, thier various wives partners children etc and two old uncles. I SAW her bring in the food bags the amount of food in those was not the 83 course meal which we ate/ eating lol! LOL my snooty sister in law forced my wee nephew to eat not only his sprouts but a large second helping(they help higher brain function apparently LMAO) SO she tottered over to check he had eaten his quota and he chundered all over her knock aff Marc Jacobs top . they are worse on the way back up! i laughed my ar$e off i slipped the wee man an extra tenner best thing i ever seen lmfao over and over. Top notch wit a laugh! much love BRYN,ECK JACK,MNM MOMG,JONESY ETC LOVE YOU ALL YOUR KITTEEKATT XXXXXXXX
Great to see you back KK - we've missed you! Sorry to hear you've been ill though. Hope it wasn't too serious. You could never bring us down though and don't forget a problem shared is a problem halved...Hope you're feeling a lot better now.

Hey, Brussels sprouts on the way back up eh? Luvverly! Glad you had a good time over chrimbo.
Hope the snow has cleared where you are...it's been mad weather hasn't it?

A happy new year to you and all on the board.

Lotsa love

J
Morning kat-

Glad to seeya back- - So much snow here, looks like a TV and computer day- -
Damn- - I need some hobbies for when I am trapped like this- -

merry merry
jack
Hey chaps thank you for your kind regard yer a good bunch (mostly!) LMAO As some of ya know I've been playing hide and seek with cervical cancer well as i dont really want any kids, tough luck if i did, i had some pretty invasive surgery and now fingers crossed that'll be an end to it though a prayer or two wouldnt go amiss if anyone has the time! So i'm convalesing ( just another way of being lazy bored with it already) My little girl is my saviour she sneaks up with the wii/laptop/twister etc lol . She's the only one who doesnt treat me like im made of glass ,ach it'll pass no doubt. So how have you all been? Hope santa was good to you all loadsa luv kitty xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Havent half missed you girl,not just because of your whit and wisdom,glad to just see yr smiler back.
I for one will be glad see the back of 2010,,good riddance,n,too the words of the ,"Things can only get better"
Got a call an hour ago to let me know there was water pouring in from the loft now need a new ceiling so here we,go,go..thats even we decide what damage exactly there is...This property was says from selling,the survrvey,home report the lot has been done......and,,into the bargain i have lost my job through my own stupid fault plus week in january,,so things aint so good.
Hi Againg Kitty,,,,watp gers
Mibbeez ya should turncoat n roll yer hairy ar$e in that 4 leaf clover that brings that occasional luck to the tims LMAO!!! Sorry love but if ya dont laugh you'll greet! If it gets bad love just you give me a call i telt ye ive got an annex (boys room)......(men never grow up lol) you've got my number use it i'd be glad to help any friend and Alexander thats exactly what you are my big brash grumbly lovely friend xxxxxxxxx( as long as you dont mind dogs lol and the other half and noisey girls) kk xx
Honey!!!!!!!! I was hoping you weren't ill. Hey, your man Eckie didn't dime ya out either. He came by to relay you'd get back to us and that was it. Then again y'all stick together don't youse?

How ya feelin honey? Not for men folk talk I know. If it helps any how's my mom put it? The playpen is still open or something crazy a*s like that. Oh that convalesing s*cks don't it? I'm glad they could help ya though. I'm going to say a paryer to Our lady for ya. I promise you will be O.K. Come on look at me I can still straddle a pole and I had the whole shabang many years ago. I'm thinking of ya though babes.

Bless ya you're still funny as s*it chica.

How is your lil doll? Hey you hit the jackpot with your little love so that's a Blessing.

Higher brain function? Sprouts? Mylin sheaths? I did that with my kid and look what happened. Telll your snooty SIL that the kid will grow up condescending.

Marc Jacobs knock off? Ewwwwwwwwwww we don't do knock offs here. Pffffffttttttttttttttttt. Ain't they always the ones? Ain't never had now they think they got. Dayum I should be Scottish.

So how'd ya make out in the snow? Laid up anyway, right? Eckie spoke of no petrol and no food and YIKES no ciggies!!!!!!!!!!! WTH?

Where's he at anyway the nutter? Boohooing about snow. I saw the TV. Y'all had like two inches of snow and went on shut down mode. Sheeesh.

You have a lovely way with people, Kitty. You're going to get full back what you give in your good humor and pleasant nature. I am glad to kow ye lady woman of the Scotts. You'll be back in your stripper shoes before ya know it.

Good lookout too for clean time sister. Proud of ya.

The snow is somewhat abeting nowBryn,but in all my years ive never saw the main Glasgow RD,from where i live closed plus the main drag sperating Glasgow,Edinburgh,,everywhwhere was the same,some of the smaller roads are opening slowlwy but surely,,couldnt get any worse for me though as i got a bust pipe in my loft just as its getting sold,,i,m totally devastated by it,dunno what i,m gonna do...Ave posted in my own name this time as they have all been getting wiped fr some reason,,Who knows....Anyway my Golden Girls you take it easy,n, care as i,m not sure how often i,ll be able to post as one of the kids spilled a 2litre bottle of irn bru over my laptop,,,So no job,no flat things can only get better,lets hope so anyway and i dont end up in any bother...ECK
Happy New Year When it comes.
HEY QUEEN B HOW IS YA SEXY SELF MA SISTAH? LOL IM GLAD TO BE FEELING MUCH BETTER BOLLOX $H! HAPPENS BORED OF IT NOW. ECK MA BROTHER IM SOOOO WORRIED ABOUT YOU LOVE I WANT YOU TO STOP BY MY PAD. IF I CAN GIVE YOU A HAND WHEN YOU NEED IT THEN I WANT TO OK PAL. THERE'S BEEN PLENTY OF TIMES A SILLY, FUNNY, DAFT, MENTAL THING YOUVE SAID ESPECIALLY IN THE EARLY DAYS AND SINCE, THAT HAVE KEPT ME FAE THE GEAR. LOVE YA LOADS YA DUNDERNUT XXXXXXXXX KITTYXXXXXXX
Funnily enough Kit,my m8 lives in Helensbruugh and usually when we meet,if just a fleeting visit anyway,then we usually just stop fr a natter at the co-op car-park or the park over at the c-park gates......We,ll see what happens weebbuddy,,would be nice to have a cup tea,n,u d..paying like a good scottish woman....only kiddin sweetcheeks
ECK.x



im further o'oer the balloch side dear. lol x. BTW has anyone noticed posts disappearing here and there? Just wondering. ECKTO PHONE ME FOR A VISIT OR I SWEAR I WILLGET OOT MY BED AND HUNT YER HAIRY BUM DOWN LOL KK XX
Eeeewwww....hairy bums =/

Hi KK! Glad to hear you're feeling more your old self and know that many will be keeping a good thought for you. Well, dear, that's what the SIL gets for her troubles...my dad did the same thing to my brother one fine summer night and he yakked all over the dinner table...certainly an appetite killer for the rest of us...dad never did it again though.

Kisses to your wee lassie ~ M&M
Hi mnm, so good to hear from you! Here's hoping you had a wonderful christmas with all your family especially your grandbaby! 1st chrismas right? they are so cute then. Have a great new year love kk xx
Eckie I hope ya made out alright with that busted pipe. THAT is a PITA!!!!!!!!

Kitt ya even sound much better now. This is a good thing.

M*m using the workd Yakked?

It's puke folks. The word is puke.

LOL

Cheers dears!