Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious
when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called
"beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is
available nearly everywhere.
"Beer" as it is commonly referred to, is used by female predators to
persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only
persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men
helpless.
After enough "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible
headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.
Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings
in a scam called a "relationship."
In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into
long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is
administered.
Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some men
you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every
major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an
open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf
Courses."
AddictMom - I could have sworn Danny told that joke a few days ago....boy...I need some sleep!
Have a great night!
Have a great night!
It's possible he told it...what goes around the internet (and e-mails) comes around! Sorry if I'm redundant! Sweet dreams everyone!
Mom:
Lol...
Lol...
Yes I did, but it's still funny the second time around
i had my last pill yesterday at 6 am, night went ok, wish me luck i am trying to quit cold turkey.
here you go, danny -
my favorite internet joke!
hope it brings a smile to your face.
love ya -
sammy
p.s. and the only reason i'm participating in this thread is because i'm so out of the loop in dog breath's thread! the majority of the tunes i know lyrics to date back to the 30's, 40's & 50's - stuff from cole porter, the gershwins, harold arlin etc.
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A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.
She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:
"Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink.
A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:
"Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!".
my favorite internet joke!
hope it brings a smile to your face.
love ya -
sammy
p.s. and the only reason i'm participating in this thread is because i'm so out of the loop in dog breath's thread! the majority of the tunes i know lyrics to date back to the 30's, 40's & 50's - stuff from cole porter, the gershwins, harold arlin etc.
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A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.
She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks:
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:
"Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink.
A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking:
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:
"Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!".
Sammy- ROTFLMAO....I wish I would of got that one first...I'm posting a joke later one...I'm still laughing..whats up with that..
