A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like
some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But
let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian
sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had
asked for bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if
I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you
ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask
if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm
Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
Loved the joke, danny. How are you today? Abby
LOL...........Very funny Danny!
Hey Abby and Misty- I'm doing good!
Hey Danny....glad to hear that you are doing good. Fine here, for now.....Barney is on its second showing so far........off to sing and dance......Prayers are needed...lol
Hey Danny! Glad you're fine and in your joking mode! Have a good day today and make some phone calls! Take care!
good one
