How many drug workers does it take to change a light bulb?
9 - 2 to assess whether the lightbulb deserves to be changed, 5 to plan out the process, 1 to implement the decision and one to keep testing whether it is really working.
How do you know if you are taking too many drugs?
You keep losing arguments with inanimate objects.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The whole crack house says "hello" when you come in.
All the local dealers ring you up.
I needed a laugh...
love
diff
Nice one Diff,got me chuckleing.LOL Chris.
the one eye closed one is so true diff.............the amount of times i tried to read the paper with one eye open........hope you are well
So did I, LOL! Thanks!
Darin
Darin
Q. What's the difference between an alcoholic and an addict.
A. An alcoholic will steal your wallet, an addict will steal your wallet and help you look for it.
still getting pc fixed- I hate being on at work- parinoid??-or is big brother monitering this in a room somewhere
ANyway-
If I dont get back -HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
LOTS OF LOVE
JACK
A. An alcoholic will steal your wallet, an addict will steal your wallet and help you look for it.
still getting pc fixed- I hate being on at work- parinoid??-or is big brother monitering this in a room somewhere
ANyway-
If I dont get back -HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL
LOTS OF LOVE
JACK
