"I think you should leave now"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did the mom see ya put your clothes on?
Did you and Clare start laughing?
Did you have to pass her mom on the way out the door?
That is funny..........I am sorry, but it's too funny!
Oh I can't imagine what the mom said to Clare. You best start listening to Diff, Kev. She told ya good advice.
Man, if ya would have listened we wouldn't have heard that. It's like out of a film.
Good stuff. Lord knows what the mom heard before she let ya know she was home.
ok--so the good think about the situation is at least she did the normal motherly thing and barge in and kick you skinny white arse out istead of what my X's creepy mother got caught doing. Listen up--talk about mirtified--My man and I had had a nice little rondevou late onenight in his moms extra bedroom--we thought she was sound asleep, and we were being as quiet as possible, well after it was over i jumped up and had to rush to pee--well the little devil --as soon as i opened the door all I see is ear--she had her ear plastered to the thin door listening to us for god knows how long--i just acted like i didtn know what was up and she stumbled on down the hall without a word--oh lord i was so embarrased--to think she was listening to her own son huffin and puffin--haha--i get the chills just thinking about it--another time her sister(his aunt) walked in on us in an akward position that starts with a 6 and ends in a 9 i swaer what a creepy family--ok i know theres somw more creepy walk in storie out there lets get em out
Skinny white ar*e??? I wish Amity...Not a pretty sight LOL.Bryn, Nah, i just got dressed, apologised then left. Clare phoned me half an hour later to go back down. When i went back down sunday mornin, her mum apologised for asking me to leave. Me m her mum get on it was just the shock i think!!!! Anyway enough of this i'm still getting a minter thinking about it! LOL Peace n P Vines Kev
Amity LMAO at what happened to you, imagine listening, eh? have a great day, Kev
Amity LMAO at what happened to you, imagine listening, eh? have a great day, Kev
I got nuttin.........nada..........zilch and I'm glad.
O.K. so Amity your X has a weird family unit, K?
Kev, man it's tough for any mom to even think of their daughter even remotely doing that.........sad but true.......like ya don't want to know......so she's a pretty cool mom I think......oh I'd have been ;ike "OUT! Not in my house ya don't".
Like I said no walk in story, BUT I got this.......had this long term boyfriend......met him down a shore right out of high school.........nice, nice guy too........so being the good girl I was and oh so smart.....I get me some protection........and I made him get some too.......see responsible double.
Anyway's I had these spermicide things called ovals something or other.......and I kept them in my drawer at home.........so this dude and I say we're going to a theme park.........ya know for the day......alllllllll day.
Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn..........so the next day I come home from work and it looks like a funeral..........my dad says my mom is beside herself and has a migraine.........AND he needs to talk to me.........MY DAD......says your mom is beside herself because you are having sex..........WHAT.......I'm thinking how do they know this???????????
Here she found the box of them oval things...........COUNTED THEM......put them back...........RECOUNTED.........AFTER the theme park.......and she was most upset because seven were missing.........yo, we were young kids!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine she counted........she's a blooming sneak..........and the very best part is today she don't remember this..........has no recollection..........and my dad ended the entire crisis with:
I guess that theme park was alot of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.K. so Amity your X has a weird family unit, K?
Kev, man it's tough for any mom to even think of their daughter even remotely doing that.........sad but true.......like ya don't want to know......so she's a pretty cool mom I think......oh I'd have been ;ike "OUT! Not in my house ya don't".
Like I said no walk in story, BUT I got this.......had this long term boyfriend......met him down a shore right out of high school.........nice, nice guy too........so being the good girl I was and oh so smart.....I get me some protection........and I made him get some too.......see responsible double.
Anyway's I had these spermicide things called ovals something or other.......and I kept them in my drawer at home.........so this dude and I say we're going to a theme park.........ya know for the day......alllllllll day.
Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn..........so the next day I come home from work and it looks like a funeral..........my dad says my mom is beside herself and has a migraine.........AND he needs to talk to me.........MY DAD......says your mom is beside herself because you are having sex..........WHAT.......I'm thinking how do they know this???????????
Here she found the box of them oval things...........COUNTED THEM......put them back...........RECOUNTED.........AFTER the theme park.......and she was most upset because seven were missing.........yo, we were young kids!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine she counted........she's a blooming sneak..........and the very best part is today she don't remember this..........has no recollection..........and my dad ended the entire crisis with:
I guess that theme park was alot of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you were mortified Bryn....Mums,eh? I know what you mean i was saying that to Clare when she said to come down cos her mum wanted to apologise to ME!! i was like" Clare, i can't face her.... You're her first born...!" We thought she was out the house as we were at a 25th engagement all night. I was so embarrassed, i'm telling you. Every time i look at her now i get a minter...my ar*e is not a pretty sight LOl...
(i['m sitting here getting the sweats just thinking about it!)
(i['m sitting here getting the sweats just thinking about it!)
