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is that Santa as a baby?
YUCK....Santa needs to put his clothes back on. lol
* think Liz is so right *
Santa Claus comes down the chimney one christmas eve and as he is setting the presents under the christmas tree. he notices a sexy woman laying on the couch. She starts to wake up and says "santa, please stay here with me tonight" Santa replies:
"HO HO HO Santas gotta go, Santas gotta deliver toys to all the good girls and boys"
She starts taking off her robe to reveal a garder belt and stockings, and says, "santa, PLEASE stay with me tonight"
Santa replies, "HO HO HO Santas gotta go, Santas gotta deliver toys to all the good girls and boys"
Finally she takes everything off and says PLEASE< PLEASE stay.
Santa replies,
"HO HO HO Santas gotta stay, Santa cant get back up the chimney with his d*** this way"
"HO HO HO Santas gotta go, Santas gotta deliver toys to all the good girls and boys"
She starts taking off her robe to reveal a garder belt and stockings, and says, "santa, PLEASE stay with me tonight"
Santa replies, "HO HO HO Santas gotta go, Santas gotta deliver toys to all the good girls and boys"
Finally she takes everything off and says PLEASE< PLEASE stay.
Santa replies,
"HO HO HO Santas gotta stay, Santa cant get back up the chimney with his d*** this way"
LOL Tom, Good Sick Joke....Think I'll copy it and send it off to some friends, lol
I'm feeling it in the loins. Oh Doug, you know what I like.
I love mature women who wear glasses and are on the hirsute side. She's something else. Girl's got it going on.
LMAO......you rock flipper....
Doug
Doug
Too funny...I don't care what he looks like...just bring me my Fu***n presents! Hey Doog...how are you...thank you for your help yesterday..I was in a bad place...today is much better.Are you feeling well?Put your pic on the thread...I'm in there somewhere...Love,S
Sharonn..I'm glad your feeling better..I'm searchin through my hard drives
to find a pic of me ..I've found pictures of everyone from santa to my ex-wife
lol...
Doug
to find a pic of me ..I've found pictures of everyone from santa to my ex-wife
lol...
Doug
Doug
You feeling better today man
You feeling better today man
Yea much better Red...It really does get better if you can
get by the speed bumps, that get thrown in your way once
in a while..Hey, whats this crap cg was sayin about starting
any new relationships for a year..lol..man I'm ready to go out
tonight and find me some...
Doug
get by the speed bumps, that get thrown in your way once
in a while..Hey, whats this crap cg was sayin about starting
any new relationships for a year..lol..man I'm ready to go out
tonight and find me some...
Doug
cover that santa up..makes me want to convert to Judism and celebrate hannauka ( sp? sorry) LOLOLOL
Hugs
Ali
Hugs
Ali
Yea i aint waiting no year man. Im going to the mall tomorrow and buying me some hot clothes. Im going to a club next weekend then Atlantic city the following. Yes red will start living life again. No more prisoner in my bedroom. Detox is done dammit!
