Good morning to my fellow guests of the Hotel California,
I know better than to start a thread of a political nature, so I post this purely from the standpoint of resident English major, Grammar Nazi, and recovering junkie.
I just heard our Greensboro congressman say on National Public Radio:
Some folks criticize the President, but I'm not doing that. Personally, I am high on Bush."
LMAO!!!
What has happened to the standard of English amongst the ruling elite?
Have a lovely day, everyone. Weve got flu chez moi, and two boys out of school so Ill be slapping on my NASA-designed diaper and hanging out in the hotel lobby. I think Ive got fewer than 6 posts per day lets see if I can push that average up into the double digits, LOL.
Love,
Gina
Good morning Gina!
Kids home for the third day in a row. I can't take much more of this abuse.
I had such high hopes for today. LOL I hope DeNae faired much better than I.
Sorry to hear the boys are not feeling well. I have some OSHA approved dust mist respirators that you can borrow. Lysol is a gift from the gods Gina, use it. LOL
Michelle
Kids home for the third day in a row. I can't take much more of this abuse.
I had such high hopes for today. LOL I hope DeNae faired much better than I.
Sorry to hear the boys are not feeling well. I have some OSHA approved dust mist respirators that you can borrow. Lysol is a gift from the gods Gina, use it. LOL
Michelle
2 of my favorite people in all the world. I'm sorry for the sick kids. DeNae has them too. And isn't Kat sick? My Chris was deathly ill last week. Now it's just his car that's sick. It's going to the hospital today for a colonoscopy.
I'm really thinking of going back to bed. For awhile anyway. I have a feeling that once dawn breaks my neighbors dogs will have something else in mind. Time to get the BB gun out.
I'm glad all you girls will be around today. I do hate to lurk alone. Luckily the bathroom is right across the hall so I think I can live without the Depends, but of course that depends on a few differetn things.
How are all my lovey lambs today?
Beck
I'm really thinking of going back to bed. For awhile anyway. I have a feeling that once dawn breaks my neighbors dogs will have something else in mind. Time to get the BB gun out.
I'm glad all you girls will be around today. I do hate to lurk alone. Luckily the bathroom is right across the hall so I think I can live without the Depends, but of course that depends on a few differetn things.
How are all my lovey lambs today?
Beck
Good grief, are you still snowed in, Michelle? Cant you pack the kids carefully in bubble-wrap and mail them to Lisa?
My boys are spending the day in bed, with a lap-top apiece, making a graphic novel based on the Cthulhu mythos. My job is to find and email them suitable pictures taken from the Internet (my specialty, LOL) from my laptop. Allans in the living room working on his laptop. Were a family of unrepentant geeks.
LMAO, Pippin just IMd me, i hv azma need nhaler.
Beck, baby! How's my most beautiful meteorologist? Colonoscopy, LMAO. I'm glad Chris is getting some help with his car. When we all refugee to NZ, we're going to need a man who knows his way around a car engine.
Love you both so much.
P.S. I am in bed. Get ye a laptop and wireless Internet, b*tch. It's the only way to surf.
My boys are spending the day in bed, with a lap-top apiece, making a graphic novel based on the Cthulhu mythos. My job is to find and email them suitable pictures taken from the Internet (my specialty, LOL) from my laptop. Allans in the living room working on his laptop. Were a family of unrepentant geeks.
LMAO, Pippin just IMd me, i hv azma need nhaler.
Beck, baby! How's my most beautiful meteorologist? Colonoscopy, LMAO. I'm glad Chris is getting some help with his car. When we all refugee to NZ, we're going to need a man who knows his way around a car engine.
Love you both so much.
P.S. I am in bed. Get ye a laptop and wireless Internet, b*tch. It's the only way to surf.
Hey Becky Lou!
I can't recommend paint ball guns enough for the "neighbors" barking dog. BB guns tend to break the skin. LOL Just make sure you use a complimentary color on the dog. My nieghbor has a pit bull/boxer cross, and for the most part he is a good dog, but every now and then the b****** gets a wild hair up his butt and charges me through the fence. I've made it very clear if he ever comes over the fence after me or my kids I'm going to unload massive amounts of lead into his head, providing I can get to the house. LOL
My kids are all well, thank God. Its just me that has a nasty little head cold. I'll live I guess.
Michelle
I can't recommend paint ball guns enough for the "neighbors" barking dog. BB guns tend to break the skin. LOL Just make sure you use a complimentary color on the dog. My nieghbor has a pit bull/boxer cross, and for the most part he is a good dog, but every now and then the b****** gets a wild hair up his butt and charges me through the fence. I've made it very clear if he ever comes over the fence after me or my kids I'm going to unload massive amounts of lead into his head, providing I can get to the house. LOL
My kids are all well, thank God. Its just me that has a nasty little head cold. I'll live I guess.
Michelle
LMAO Gina, yes, I'm still freakin iced in. OMG, I swear everytime I look out the window there is more of that crap. Its piled up almost over top my mailbox, and its not snow, its all sleet and ice. Its been three days and I'm just waiting for the neighborhood community association nazi to issue me a citation for the sidewalks not being cleared. I may beat his head against the ice to show him it CAN"T be removed. He's out there right now, I can feel it. LOL
Michelle
Michelle
I'm sorry you're sick, Michelle. That's bad. You're outnumbered and indisposed. I've got a head cold, too, but we've got adult-child parity here and the boys are sicker than I am.
Hi Gals,
I wish I had a laptop as do the geek sons. But alas, I have a really crappy, regular computer. Oh well. Need inhaler...LMAO. My Dr. once said Chris had asthma (sp) and I just didn't buy it. Unfortunately Chris did for awhile. He tried to pull that card a few times to get out of things. I don't hink he used the inhaler more then twice. Now he readily admits he doesn't have it. Both my boys have severe springtime allergies. Really bad, although I did notice a lessening last year.. Dr's try to say it's animals, dust, etc. but ut's just springtime stuff in the air. Some summer too. Mowing grass can just slay Ben.
Michelle, my dear! Now, I have a pump BB gun and one pump from the sniper hole cut into the screen of my guest bedroom won't break the skin. I need 2 pumps from my back porch or over the back fence. I've got a scope on it and can hit 'em in the a** through 2 fences. Usually I only have to slide the window open and they run for their houses. 4 of 'em; never taken out of the kennel. Their only life is to bark at everything that passes by, man or butterfly.
I'm very glad to hear your kids aren't sick. Just home, huh?
I'm so glad you girls are around this morning. I woke up early. Well I went to bed at 8:00. Maybe that had something to do with it.
Gina, I'm so glad we've decided to spend our old age together. It'll be a good time. I know it's not for you, but how is the NZ beer?
xxoo, Beck
I wish I had a laptop as do the geek sons. But alas, I have a really crappy, regular computer. Oh well. Need inhaler...LMAO. My Dr. once said Chris had asthma (sp) and I just didn't buy it. Unfortunately Chris did for awhile. He tried to pull that card a few times to get out of things. I don't hink he used the inhaler more then twice. Now he readily admits he doesn't have it. Both my boys have severe springtime allergies. Really bad, although I did notice a lessening last year.. Dr's try to say it's animals, dust, etc. but ut's just springtime stuff in the air. Some summer too. Mowing grass can just slay Ben.
Michelle, my dear! Now, I have a pump BB gun and one pump from the sniper hole cut into the screen of my guest bedroom won't break the skin. I need 2 pumps from my back porch or over the back fence. I've got a scope on it and can hit 'em in the a** through 2 fences. Usually I only have to slide the window open and they run for their houses. 4 of 'em; never taken out of the kennel. Their only life is to bark at everything that passes by, man or butterfly.
I'm very glad to hear your kids aren't sick. Just home, huh?
I'm so glad you girls are around this morning. I woke up early. Well I went to bed at 8:00. Maybe that had something to do with it.
Gina, I'm so glad we've decided to spend our old age together. It'll be a good time. I know it's not for you, but how is the NZ beer?
xxoo, Beck
LMAO Beck, your a good shot. A true sniper.
My father in law has his neighbors dogs conditioned so that whenever they hear his bedroom window open, they shut up. LOL He said he tried talking to the owners, but when they told him that they wiped pine tar on a female dogs a** to keep her from attracting male dogs when she was in heat. Well lets just say he knew he had come up against a brickwall. LOL These people are the ex-cast from Deliverance.
Michelle
Oh joy, here comes the snow plow, to push all that crap back in my driveway. If I don't get out of this house today, I'm going to loose it.
My father in law has his neighbors dogs conditioned so that whenever they hear his bedroom window open, they shut up. LOL He said he tried talking to the owners, but when they told him that they wiped pine tar on a female dogs a** to keep her from attracting male dogs when she was in heat. Well lets just say he knew he had come up against a brickwall. LOL These people are the ex-cast from Deliverance.
Michelle
Oh joy, here comes the snow plow, to push all that crap back in my driveway. If I don't get out of this house today, I'm going to loose it.
You guys crack me up!! I remember the days of kids home.....and I had 5 underfoot with no computers to entertain them. When they'd get croop, they'd all get croop over the course of a few weeks.
Beck, try earplugs for the barking dog. They work well, especially in winter when you have the storms up. I learned to sleep with them and it's SO worthwhile.
Best of luck ladies and thanks for the smiles.
Beck, try earplugs for the barking dog. They work well, especially in winter when you have the storms up. I learned to sleep with them and it's SO worthwhile.
Best of luck ladies and thanks for the smiles.
High on Bush? I'm glad I never tried that stuff. I hear the WD is a b****.
Michelle, You can buy it online. 1,001 uses. I've heard it's good for scabies (mange), too.
Beck, I didn't know you were a sharpshooter! I mighta guessed. As long as I've known you, your aim has been true. BTW, allergies kick off Pippin's azma, too. That's why we have the two aircleaners. Why I let him sleep with a Maine Coon cat is another question.
Good morning, Petsmom, What's happening for you today? Where do you live? Are you also snowed in?
HEY THERE Atlas (not just a map anymore, LMAO!) I think we're going cold turkey off that stuff come 2008. Glad you can hang out in the Hotel with us for a bit.
"Cold Turkey 2008" would make a nice campaign slogan for a certain Mrs.
What would Bush look like if he were a woman?
Atlas,
"Cold Turkey 2008" LMAO!!!
I got the funniest email yesterday along those same lines. I'll forward it to you.
And I just checked the profiles of everyone on this thread. I've got 5.7 posts per day (and climbing). You have 7.2, while Beck has a scant 2.7. Let's get cracking, girlies. Our ratings are falling. lol lol lol
"Cold Turkey 2008" LMAO!!!
I got the funniest email yesterday along those same lines. I'll forward it to you.
And I just checked the profiles of everyone on this thread. I've got 5.7 posts per day (and climbing). You have 7.2, while Beck has a scant 2.7. Let's get cracking, girlies. Our ratings are falling. lol lol lol
Hi Petsmom,
Thank you for the suggestion, but I sleep with 2 fans on high and they're no match for these dogs. They are very near my bedroom window and one in particular has a very loud, hysterical bark. All big dogs. Which is a good thing I guess. Makes 'em easier to shoot. Now I dearly love animals, and have tried with these ones. The poor things don't even know their names, they spend so much time in the kennel. Completely wild. My ex and I actually tried to bring a couple of them over here on occasion to get them out, but they were too wild. One pump stings a bit and I'd never hit them anywhere but the butt. Thank you though for the suggestion.
Michelle, I live in a cul-de-sac and the plow always pushes everything right in front of my house. And if it's cold, it's frozen and you can't move it. I feel your pain honey.
Gina, I hope the boys feel better soon. I'll answer your last email in a bit. I'll say for now that your mind and soul mesh beautifully and that is an admirable quality and one I wish I possessed. It is great having friends that make me want to live up to them. You all give me something to aspire to.You're all in all of my Top 10 lists!
Ben is finally done with his shower which means I might be able to sleep for--well, I'm hoping for an hour. I'll feel worse if I do it, but I'm gonna anyway. I've already fired 2 warining shots over the fence. We'll see how it goes.
Monday off Michelle, eh? Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!
Love to all, Beck
Thank you for the suggestion, but I sleep with 2 fans on high and they're no match for these dogs. They are very near my bedroom window and one in particular has a very loud, hysterical bark. All big dogs. Which is a good thing I guess. Makes 'em easier to shoot. Now I dearly love animals, and have tried with these ones. The poor things don't even know their names, they spend so much time in the kennel. Completely wild. My ex and I actually tried to bring a couple of them over here on occasion to get them out, but they were too wild. One pump stings a bit and I'd never hit them anywhere but the butt. Thank you though for the suggestion.
Michelle, I live in a cul-de-sac and the plow always pushes everything right in front of my house. And if it's cold, it's frozen and you can't move it. I feel your pain honey.
Gina, I hope the boys feel better soon. I'll answer your last email in a bit. I'll say for now that your mind and soul mesh beautifully and that is an admirable quality and one I wish I possessed. It is great having friends that make me want to live up to them. You all give me something to aspire to.You're all in all of my Top 10 lists!
Ben is finally done with his shower which means I might be able to sleep for--well, I'm hoping for an hour. I'll feel worse if I do it, but I'm gonna anyway. I've already fired 2 warining shots over the fence. We'll see how it goes.
Monday off Michelle, eh? Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!
Love to all, Beck
LMAO, Tim,
Did you ever hear Robin Williams' joke about Barbara Bush? "Look, George Bush has only been in office one term and his wife is already on the $1 bill."
BTW, you only have 3.6 posts per day.
Did you ever hear Robin Williams' joke about Barbara Bush? "Look, George Bush has only been in office one term and his wife is already on the $1 bill."
BTW, you only have 3.6 posts per day.
Beck,
Lime green paintballs may send a strong message back to the owners.
Lime green paintballs may send a strong message back to the owners.
Beck,
LOL, Spoken like a true junkyard b****. You're one of my all time favorites, too.
About my mind and soul being more congruent, now that I've gotten clean -- I pray I don't ever have to put those principles into action. I really do believe in "Thou shalt not kill," but I would do anything to protect my sons. I know you would, too.
So it may be six weeks in a leaky boat for us, and heading to the South Island. I'll be so grateful for your company. And your skills with a sniper rifle, LOL.
Get some sleep. I'll see you later. xoxo
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LOL, Spoken like a true junkyard b****. You're one of my all time favorites, too.
About my mind and soul being more congruent, now that I've gotten clean -- I pray I don't ever have to put those principles into action. I really do believe in "Thou shalt not kill," but I would do anything to protect my sons. I know you would, too.
So it may be six weeks in a leaky boat for us, and heading to the South Island. I'll be so grateful for your company. And your skills with a sniper rifle, LOL.
Get some sleep. I'll see you later. xoxo
Bush runs into John Kerry at Mardi Gras.
...you little sex kitten you.
...you little sex kitten you.
