There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before
the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his
paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a
gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice
said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we
wear rubbers."
And the congregation said, "Amen."
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very cute!!
OK Carolina-Girl that was pretty good so I guess I;ll let you stay out
and PLAY tonight----as long as we don't wake Lily-jan!! (miss you lily--)
This one's for you Lily so you won't think I'm an Imposter!!!!! >>>>>>>>
>>>People need People<<< Tye.
and PLAY tonight----as long as we don't wake Lily-jan!! (miss you lily--)
This one's for you Lily so you won't think I'm an Imposter!!!!! >>>>>>>>
>>>People need People<<< Tye.
awwww shucks.. thanks tye...
I got a hall pass for the night.. better watch out!
I got a hall pass for the night.. better watch out!
LOL Kathy.................
Too cute.
Too cute.
Kathy,
Just read your joke..lololol....Musta missed it I was out for most of the day....
Good one Carolina Girl! Oh Tye is the hall monitor now? 8-) Tye people are gonna think I sleep ALL the time lol....(I wish) Just making up for sleep lost all these months/years....
Hope you are doing ok,
Jan
Just read your joke..lololol....Musta missed it I was out for most of the day....
Good one Carolina Girl! Oh Tye is the hall monitor now? 8-) Tye people are gonna think I sleep ALL the time lol....(I wish) Just making up for sleep lost all these months/years....
Hope you are doing ok,
Jan
lol. cute stacey...
ot baby!
ot baby!
