A man walked into a tavern and sat next to a good looking,
smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
"Hi there good looking, how's it going?" he asked.
The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen,
I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college,
and I just love it!"
"No kidding?," said the man, "What firm are you with?
I'm a lawyer too!"
Looks like the hurricane is slowing down. Forecast is for Sunday Night.
Stay safe floridians.
Jeff
I'm in Florida too
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick & tired of hurricanes!!!!!!!!!
:-(
Prayers for everyone in Wilmas path
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick & tired of hurricanes!!!!!!!!!
:-(
Prayers for everyone in Wilmas path
I Am over this hurricane stuff, OMG.....I'm also in Florida & I Work for Publix Grocery store, It was an insane asylym in there yesterday.
I Went in at 2:30 & we close at 10:00........couldn't get out of there till after 1:00am...............People were insane, I'll bet I Rang up $30,000 of food & water no exageration, They warned us today & tomorrow will probably be worse,
I'm so looking forward to this (NOT)
Loved your joke Jeff, saw your picture too, your a nice looking man.
Hey Swizzle, how's it going? what part of Florida are you in?
Stay Safe e'one
Love Dottie
I Went in at 2:30 & we close at 10:00........couldn't get out of there till after 1:00am...............People were insane, I'll bet I Rang up $30,000 of food & water no exageration, They warned us today & tomorrow will probably be worse,
I'm so looking forward to this (NOT)
Loved your joke Jeff, saw your picture too, your a nice looking man.
Hey Swizzle, how's it going? what part of Florida are you in?
Stay Safe e'one
Love Dottie
Thanks Dottie--Thats is sweet of you to say.
I live in Palm beach county and workin broward.
Hurricane may screw up my surgery date as it is moving so darn slow.
This is going to be one crappy weekend.
Stay safe-Jeff
I live in Palm beach county and workin broward.
Hurricane may screw up my surgery date as it is moving so darn slow.
This is going to be one crappy weekend.
Stay safe-Jeff
Good one! Big grin. Yanno, there was a time where this would have offended me big time. Thanks for reminding me I must be getting healthier because now I can smile.
Dottie - I am doing great!!! Just got back from a meeting. I always feel AWESOME after leaving a meeting!!!! Must be why I go to so many.....I'm now addicted to them - not my old DOC!!! LOL
Actually hung out in the parking lot for about an hour after the meeting with another NA guy from my home group. There is definitely some mutual attraction going on!!! He is so cute and we really have a lot in common!!! I know you are not supposed to start any new relationships until after 1 year clean, but there is NO WAY that I can be celibate for that long!!!!!
Ah....what to do, what to do.....
Take it one day at a time....just for today...another day clean and loving it!!!
:-)
How are you guys doing??
I am in Palm Beach County and work in Broward also!!!! Jeff, that's a bit eerie....
LOL
Stay safe all, good luck & lots of prayers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually hung out in the parking lot for about an hour after the meeting with another NA guy from my home group. There is definitely some mutual attraction going on!!! He is so cute and we really have a lot in common!!! I know you are not supposed to start any new relationships until after 1 year clean, but there is NO WAY that I can be celibate for that long!!!!!
Ah....what to do, what to do.....
Take it one day at a time....just for today...another day clean and loving it!!!
:-)
How are you guys doing??
I am in Palm Beach County and work in Broward also!!!! Jeff, that's a bit eerie....
LOL
Stay safe all, good luck & lots of prayers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
